Here at The Martorialist we always thought Dave The Ruf would forever be the absolute nadir of Mancunian Rap. Turns out we were wrong because Dave now has some serious competition in the form of Aitch and Jordan. It's impossible to watch these two videos and not think that Rap is the musical equivalent of when the grey squirrel was introduced to the U.K: a flashy well-meaning import which is accidentally hazardous to the indigenous population.
Aitch - Taste (Make It Shake)
(A legit hit single; 2019)
Jordan - Lifestyle
(A legit viral hit; 2019)
Did the Rap game need a 16 year old Jordan Pickford and Nick Frost's scally little brother?