Monday, 24 September 2018

Hi kids, do you like vegemite?

My mate Chinese John* forced me to listen to that new Eminem album yesterday, and it sounds like a fucking episode of DJ Akademiks' Rap gossip show on ComplexTV being rapped by Spazzy Azalea circa THAT live clip:


Which is apt since the only notable thing about the album was when Eminem spitefully gave The Real Slim Sheila™ half-a-bar. Obviously this was a backhanded compliment to the cocky Caubogan because Eminem knows he hasn't made a song which slaps as hard as Fancy since The Marshall Mathers LP.

(*Name changed to protect the secret Eminem fan.)

15 comments:

Iggy Plays Pop said...

She still makes more sense than any of Mindbender's songs.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

😂 @ that video.

Related: when my mate went to a Westwood party in Ibiza in the early noughties he kept pestering Tim to play Eminem & Proof's freestyle from the Radio 1 Rap show.

Ray Garraty said...

Em got money, though

GGGGGG said...

Shrewth

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Jewy Heartless Bruiser said...

What with all the "Lyrical miracle...flip the script...maniac Brainiac" rhymes-for-rhyme's-sake, the new Eminem album sounds like it was ghostwritten by Canibus and Blade. Odd how Eminem put out that pseudo-viral about "don't say 'drop bombs like Vietnam'" shortly before dropping an album comprising nothing but that shit.

Ben Jones said...

Whos fans are worse Eminem's or 2pac's? I'd say Emiinem Cause 2pac you can make a good argument cause a lot of his music is good but Eminems is mostly shit bar a couple of songs.

SE said...

Current-day Eminem fans are this era's true schoolers

supremeblaqsquare said...

https://youtu.be/4mDvgJ8Vt0c

Boosie not knowing who the hell is Lord Jamar is the best new thing

https://youtu.be/aGbhUqNstdg

seems like db tha general finally made a return to his old style(his previous singles were kinda slow or smth, still_stupid and friends still dope tho)

https://youtu.be/ZPXnVNWsTsk
https://youtu.be/asV7oLoWDe8

making a playlist of the very best of hunnid % clichéd bay area songs!

https://youtu.be/vtJGO8E0EP4

absolutely underrated, better than old school hyphy imo
is there anything similair production-wise?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I saw the Boosie thing. Jamar getting the "who dat?" treatment 😄

I swear that AKA Frank song is following me around. Keeps coming up after songs I listen to on Soundcloud and YouTube.

I always forget Old School Hyphy was Corn's song.

noz said...

vlad not knowing drag em in the river is more damning than boosie not knowing lord jamar imo

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Vlad thought 2Pac was in the studio with Nas for Ether: of course he doesn't know Drag 'Em N Tha River 😄

supremeblaqsquare said...

have not managed to listen to new cypresshill album, but, damn, singles are trash, it's like something insane clown posse teamed up with danny brown would come up with, especially _crazy_ and the saddest part about it is that b-real, like a CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WESTCOAST RAPPERS, is still able to make serious slaps, his collabo with berner for example

supremeblaqsquare said...

& also i have absolutely no idea why too $hort chose TRAP beat for the song that is about him being in the rap game since 81 and startin whole bay area thing
https://youtu.be/jOzP8ecSXJI

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Trap beats are the rap game herpes.