Friday, 7 October 2016

I wonder if Heaven got a Datpiff and some soft-toe Reeboks?

Dearly beloved Louisiana rap fans, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to one Frank Calhoune esquire, mercifully still breathing IRL but officially dead to us URL after rating Juvenile's Money On The Couch as the 2nd weakest song on Solja Rags yesterday. We come together in grief, acknowledging our loss as we did when Plum Drank removed his 2004 Gel And Weave blog post about Boosie from t'internet. May we share comfort in this time of mourning by paraphrasing the scriptures of New York's Leonard Da Baptist:

"Only thing I’m scared of is God and the Feds
Lost a lot of bloggas and they ain’t even dead
Money On The Couch is top 5 before it gets to the 1st hook
But f*ck the same page, Frankie ain’t even reading the same book"

(Uncle Murda 2:20)


Smell Rell said...

Tunic dude is wearing is fly af!!

d said...

wut as in the 2nd best song on Solja Rags????? possibly 3d best after Whos Tha MF and the title track

Been loving Frankie reviewing the classics, not that it helps much w context Im still digging for this Louisiana shit blind but it was nice to know he fucks w Ms Tee too.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...


1. Solja Rags
2. Pimpinabitch
3. I Did That
4. Money On The Couch
5. Hide Out Or Ride Out/Who's Tha MF

d said...

Agreed but Whos Tha MF prob @ number 1. Id put Retaliation in there as the Hot Boys cut but that song exists in like 3 different versions on different albums and can never remember which is which. Them escalating up beats like Hide Out Ride Out, U All In, N**gas In Trouble>>>>

Man - are you aware A-Wax signed/might be in a group with, the chicago ofay who pulled out his gun for Vlad? Vlad didnt even have to ask this time! DJ Validation from an irl gang member

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Not seen the Vlad video but I am very much aware of him yeah. How could I not be - he's all up in every other pic A-Wax posts on IG and on Yung Cat's new album.

Johnny Ferolito Jr really out here spunking his Iced Tea heir money funding blood saltine rappers with terrible neck tattoos.

d said...

I was like did Wax jump him in? but then copped obv this is a v niche description, its that dude. Also confirmed on the IG the white rapper tradition of playing fast & loose w n-bombs still ongoing.

And now I dont think thats his patron's condo. I think its A-Wax's, which Im sures all above board.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Wax spending that Ferolito loot wisely on those 5 or 6 custom chains 😁

sisilafami said...

frank was always a great source of information, but also had always weird taste.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Sod all that, I just realised Roll Wit 'Em is missing from my top 5. Revised version:

1. Solja Rag
2. Pimpinabitch
3. Roll Wit 'Em
4. I Did That
5. Money On The Couch

David said...

The Plum Drank post on Boosie was from '04 I'm pretty sure

David said...

found a link on somanyshrimp, RIP

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Anonymous said...

that mass appeal article is mad cool.