Friday, 28 November 2008

I can feel a cumulus in the air tonight

Oh lord.

I think Diane the weather presenter from BBC North West Tonight might be the perfect woman : she wears really slutty stiletto heels, she can tell you if it's gonna rain the next day so you can plan your outfit accordingly and she's like a real life version of Janice from The Muppets who, along with Daisy Duke, prematurely caused my pre-teen nuts to rumble as a young'n.

She said she'd want my kids and help me make my next G'
tell me i ain't finesse, Diane Oxberry

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