We got plex like Yungstar and Lil' Flex

So the kid Tyga Henley right chea contributed to Complex's 17 Rap bloggers Name Their Favourite Rapper list. FYI : I'm not a blogger, I just write this shit because I love to see the internet diddy boppin' to my words, but catch me making a case for why Necro is better than Nas, Jay-Z, 2pac, Biggie, and even Le1f HERE.

Rap game that time Memphis Bleek taunted Hell Rell in the Tru-Life DVD clip dissing Dipset

"And them ain't your cars or jewellery - give those back to papi he waitin', you scratch that you know what's gonna happen to you!"

"I can tell he ain't gettin' no check, I can tell he ain't gettin' no check
He wearin' everybody else shit, he ridin' everybody else whip!"

Speaker Knockerz ft. Young Dolph & Jose Guapo - Check
(From Finesse Father mixtape; 2013)


Semi recurring phrase-Raps! Nursery rhyme beats! The best song I've heard outta South Carolina since Street Life by Alpoko Don! The first time Young Dolph's flow hasn't sounded like Dolph Starbeam from The Simpsons?

Just sayin', bruv 7 : DMX was always shit edition

DMX was Ja Rule without the vocal range & songwriting chops, and Tim Dog had better barking ad libs than him. The only competent thing he ever did was his hook on Ma$e's Take What's Yours.

In an alternate universe where I'm emperor and my every fantasy becomes reality, all the good Dame Grease and Swizz Beats production DMX rhymed over would have gone to the Lox instead, and his appearances on 4,3,2,1, 24 Hours To Live and Money, Power, Respect would've been replaced with verses from Slick Rick, Lil' Kim, and Black Rob respectively.

Teeflii = Rap & Bullshit game Agent Dale Cooper

This is the only explanation for his incessant crooning about Annie on all of his songs, right?


Better to be possessed by the rogue spirit of Bob than have your record label force B.o.B cameos on you like Teeflii's buddy Ty$, IMHO.

Tumblr bloggers are so lucky they don't have to think of post titles

Merge - What Makes You Wanna Lie To Me
(From Merge album; 1982)



Man, this Merge song which was sampled on AZ's We Movin' got the waterfall fantasy lobe of my brain going TADOW! right now. I wanna MC Serch Doe Or Die 2 so I can convince AZ that his valedictory opus should comprise of him rhyming about eating mangos under chandeliers over lavish 80s R&B samples on at least 7 of its proposed 12 songs.

Who is Max B & Dame Grease, yo???

Names deleted to protect the guilty parties. Yo, the Rap Internet is the new Egypt!

Generic list post : Agallah The Donal Bishop edition

This is the post where we convince the Rap internet's # 1 Irish dude to come to his senses regarding 8-Off's catalogue. Here's a top ten Agallah joints list as according to ya humble author Fredo Fantano AKA Abel Agallah :

1. Agallah ft. Sean Price - Rising To The Top (original) (2002)
2. Agallah The Don Bishop - Gun Go (2004)
3. Purple City - It Ain't Easy (2005)
4. Agallsh The Don Bishop - Gangster (2004)
5. Agallah - Adolf "8-Off" Agallah interlude (2000)
6. Agallah The Don Bishop - Rockin' (2004)
7. Agallah The Don Bishop - New York Ryder Music (2006)
8. Purple City ft. Ike Eyes - Picture Me Rollin' (2006)
9. 8-Off ft. Mr Cheeks - Alize For Dolo remix (1996)
10. Agallah - 5 Star Millas (1999)
Greatest Agallah pun of all time : Drew Huge's Christina "8-Off" Aguilera or my Agallah The John Bishop? Vote now!

Is Cam'Ron really the Voice of the Millennial Generation?

#Rap Game Ashley Cole and Eglantine-Flore Aguilar "The Don Bishop" gone horribly wrong!

"You ain't what I saw in that picture
You lied when you said no filter, baaaaabby!"

Cam'Ron ft. Sen City - Instagram (Catfish)
(From Ghetto Heaven mixtape; 2013)


As Cam's best song since Fuck A Freestyle, Instagram (Catfish) goes a long way in making up for Dipset's proto-To Catch A Predator TV show never coming to fruition.