Max B made good music in prison, so it's not inconceivable that he can continue to drop good music when he gets outta prison next month. In a perfect world, Max would have the best post-prison comeback streak since Mac Dre. Alas, rappers fall off all the time, the world's an imperfect place and that's word to John Bender. The reality is we're probably gonna have to contend with a whole lotta dross just to get a few good choonz. Since ur boi Martavelz is the chairman of the British (surf)board let me offer The Wave God a few suggestions in who and what he needs to avoid when he gets back in the studio. The top 10 things Max B needs to steer clean of when he touches home turf:
1. Auto-Tune
2. Drake
3. Any kind of Atlanta influence
4. Anyone or anything associated with Griselda
5. VladTV, Joe Budden and the whole pathetic Rap gossip industry
6. Paul Couture beats
7. New York Drill flows
8. Alchemist collaboration albums
9. Posting gym-bore workout videos on Instagram
10. Musical collaborations with French Montana
Listen, I luh Coke Wave as much as the next Max maven, but the only time I wanna hear Max & French together in the future is if they're talking shit about Hell Rell again. Instead, let's have some more Max B & Styles P songs on a par with the Kill That Faggot remix and Hawaii 5.0.
Another thing Max should avoid is sobriety. Turning straight edge has claimed the musical-mojos of rappers as diverse as Gucci Mane and Homeboy Sandman, and is as deadly a rapper curse as cosmetic dentistry. Obviously Max shouldn't develop a raging coke habit or become an alkie or start popping opioids. Instead, get him on the 'shrooms and let's see what see the psycheVelzic era has in store. Strawberry Fields forevOWWWWWWWW.
17 comments:
I’d say the Auto Tune, ATL, Drill, French, & Drake are the most concerning cause somehow high hat drum ATL beats are completely unavoidable now.
Times are gonna be hard on the boulevard.
When I heard a trap beat on Ill Bills most recent album I knew something was off lol.
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Max should beatjack my fave Necro beat: What It Is by Missin' Linx. That shit was proto-Wavy.
Griselda, drum free alchemist + NY drill flow (idk why you pluralized it, surely that shites defined by just being that 1 herb n Bibby cadence) are the biggest concerns imo. These aul lads don't know what they're doing
Everybody, rapper or not, should avoid Vlad TV et al. Harry Fraud could provide some tracks, but that could induce some 808 trap type percussion.... maybe a Beatnuts Disco Beat - ship sailed decades ago. Just go full talk box.
Once he started rapping about not shaving his bonce, it was kind of over for Homeboy Sandman, imo.
Fave Necro beat: Belligerent Gangsters.
I'm down with the idea of a Beatnuts Disco beat. Summat similar to Give Me Tha Ass or We Got The Funk.
A new Homeboy Sandman single just came up in my YouTube recommendations where he's rhyming about not eating UPFs 🤨
Max going full no-drums Faux Marciano is a personal nightmare 😬
Omg max would sail on something like that juju tragedy song from a few yrs back
I know whats guaranteed to not fail though - his appearance on cams show. Need to hear more fucked up stories involving Charlie Rambo
I'm dreading not being able to avoid snippets of him being interviewed by that Art Of Dialogue ham & egger.
Most of that list is also why I dont engage with New Rap Music. I regret nothing.
Rip D’Angelo
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Sometimes it beez that way.
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