Thursday 14 March 2013

Conservative Coalition Raps!

Raekwon ft. AZ & Altrina Renee - '86 remix
(From Youtube; 2013)

Smoother than Aldi manuka honey (half the price of Holland & Barrett but twice as sweet!), this is that Rap musik for us ageing sophisticated gentlemen members of Robbie Unkut's Conservative Rap Coalition who always secretly thought AZ & Raekwon's Doe Or Die remix should've been the pair of them rhyming over the original N.O Joe beat.

Over on Steady Bloggin', Alex is using his shirt as a lasoo as he pretends he's partying on Roman Abramovich's yacht to this, here at The Martorialist it's inspired us to hire Dapper Dan to knock us up some fake-MCM print Sperry topsiders that've been stitched by Japanese 4 year olds.


done said...

That manuka shit in a lemsip is liquid Isley Bros when you've caught a bad one, gonna have to look for the aldi one. the 15+(or whatever) is like a tenner!

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I only found out about it because Aldi sponsor Neighbours on C5 and they keep advertising it.

£3.50 a jar, yo.

H.L. said...

This song makes me happy.

Fosterakahunter said...

Do you know that in the States people (particularly, monied Caucasians) look at Aldi derisively, as if it were some sort of second-tier grocer. They kinda change their tune when I tell them the chain originated in Euro.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Aldi is looked at the same here, but I'll be damned if their manuka honey and muesli doesn't body the competition in taste as well as price.