Wednesday, 9 November 2011

It do whatever you like it to, nice pussy

I have no problem agreeing that Gucci Gucci is one of the three good songs by white chicks in the thirty-odd year history of Rap music. Similarly, whether you like it or not, the scene in the "A Day With V-Nasty" video where Vanessa runs up on the AZN breh slappin' Lil B's Like A Martian in the street is the 2011 equivalent of that scene in Wild Style where the kid in the turtleneck turns up to snap his fingers approvingly as Double Trouble are rhyming on the stoop. But sometimes a man needs to get his femme-Rapper jollies from actual black ppl and this is where Lady comes in since Nicki Minaj has unfortunately spent the last year making music for Ukrainian tampon commercials; Pussy almost sounds like a semi-Martian Slap remix of Yankin' and it's for precisely that reason that it's the highlight of her brand new album Bout Dat Life:


Lady - Pussy
(From Bout Dat Life album; 2011)

In a perfect world Pussy would be a viral sensation which rivals Lookin' Ass N*gga in popularity, but, as Ice-T told us back in the day, SHIT AIN'T LIKE THAT!!! Alas, I suppose we'll all just have to settle for it being the type of Rap song that Q.T Pie from the Gangsta-Rap episode of Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends would probably make in 2011 instead:
"I SMELL SOMETHIN' THAT SMELLS LIKE FISH..."

5 comments:

raythedestroyer said...

I want to be at a party where like five girls just go in on a round of i got that ____ pussy. That'd be a real good party

Lattisaw Tapes said...

Best song ever, and more importantly a fairly accurate description of bomb ass pussy.

brytburken said...

this tape is the shit... her voice is annoying in a kinda good way and she raps her ass off.. n the beats go boom... and i loled all the way thru that pussy song...

shouts to pussymadeofgold.se she put me up on this.....

brad said...

dude look like a lady

James said...

LOL. This song is almost as good as that scene with Louis.

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