Let's not bullshit here: no straight man would ever
sport a mohawk or willingly
attend a German rave, thus it's been one of the worst kept secrets in rap for close to 20 years now that Afrika Bambaataa has a penchant for dick. What does come of somewhat of a surprise, however, is that Bamabaataa allegedly has a penchant for dick that's
13 And Good. Who's down with the S.P.M via Ken Kaniff? Afrika Bam-B!
The founding father of the Universal Zulu Nation buggering young boys - oh the humanity!
Always said
Jonzun Crew's first album was better than
Planet Rock or any other Bambaataa song me, m8. Moral of the story here: never trust hip hop enthusiasts in
Star Trek sunglasses who invite you around to their homes to show you Incredible Bongo Band raer vinylz.
In the (
unlikely) event Bambaataa is innocent of being the
Jonathan King Of The Beats then, yo, no shotz - it was just
bantaa.
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Oh ffs.
Operation YewTREE.
Finally something good has come out of the Nonce album lol
King Los Prophets
The Saville Thats Real
Afrika Baby Bam
Illegal Age Of Consent
Woodie Allen
Roman Polan-Ski
Im going to hell for a few p poor puns amnt I
Bambaataa being a nonce is basically the final nail in the 4 elements' coffin.
Pederass Kass
Does this rly mean Im not gonna be able to continue bumping that Bambaataa/James Brown tune daily
Let's just take a moment to reflect that hip hop kulcha was created by a man who tried to trick his own sister into paying for his kidney stone operation, a serial nonce, and a man who thinks Blur's Song 2 is a banger.
lol whos the last one, Flash?
btw have you seen whats easily the definitive "rappers diverse taste" moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ELPe947TZk
I wonder how many actually listened to Coldplay irl, you cant deny Kevs sincerity at least
Yeah, Flash. Staples of his dj sets:
Blur - Song 2
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
UB40 - Red Red Wine
Lily Allen - Alright
Currently unconfirmed whether he has Dodgy's Good Enough in his crates.
Zulu Nation is finished after this.
radio two breakfast show the holders of the boulder
man at what point does he drop red red wine, man alive. maybe hes just exclusively does midlands weddings now
Red Red Wine into Alright is Flash's idea of bashment.
So, is the Zulu Nation now hip hop's equivalent of the Gary Glitter Appreciation Society?
What a beast
Beast Mode definitely Bambaataa's favourite Future project of recent times.
Is there any evidence to substantiate this latest bout of nonce sense or is this like the "Lady Gaga has a penis," "There's a ghost in 3 men & a baby" and "Das Racist are rapists" stories?
Das Racist were definitely rapists. That's why they immediately split up after the allegations emerged.
I hope this isn't true.
The Zulu Nation are gonna need a new motto if Bambaataa gets found guilty.
Instead of "Peace, Love, Unity, & Having Fun" it should be "Peace, Love, Unity, & Shagging Underage Boys Up The Bum"
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