Thursday 24 April 2014

Generic list post: lyrics of furry

Let's talk about lyrics from rap songs you initially misheard during your first listen. Preferably from the last 3 or so years, but get at me, dog, with all your dogberryisms no matter their vintage. Some examples from ya boy Mac Malapropism right chea:

"Just a young 'hood n*gga, Screech raised me"

"My young bitch blow up like a tampon"

"It's goin' down like celery, there's nuthin' you can tell me"

"18 shots I don't need no aim, cops roll round our emo slang"

"But I swear with these liquor shots Ill shoot it out with 5-0"

"She get on that dick and stay on all night like Porsche lights"

"I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful"

"I'm the stink, you the baloney"

"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this chode?"

15 comments:

Franco said...

"Three dimensional rainbows right before your eyes"

http://youtu.be/8cOPd24wIAk

Catfish said...

It took me like 5 plays to decipher Thug's jewels on "Danny Brown"

styles palmer said...

i thought Stoner was "i feel like vapor" when I first heard it which at the time seemed really deep and esoteric

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

On the 2nd listen of Stoner I then thought it went "I feel like faithful, I feel like Fabo", which would have been the ultimate treatise on the contradictory impulses of the male psyche, imho.

yeldarb said...

lol @ "porsche lights"

d said...

My goats still "Mark B explained the meaning of Suge".

Ill have to get back to this if I remember which ones but this constantly happens to me. I also thought Big Shug and Suge were the same dude and Snoop was in NWA.

Blast said...

The subtle beat change on stoner didn't give it away?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I dunno, it was just playing in the background when I first heard it.

Caitlin Moron said...

Whenever rap songs made mention of 3rd eyes, I thought they were talking about their wee-wee holes (e.g. "
I'm the substance that'll make your third eye cry" = I'm so hard, I'll make you wet yourself).


CrowleyHead said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ci2qi-Iys

"Hangin out the window, young arachnids"

Joe said...

my entire childhood consisted of incorrectly interpreting rap lyrics.

Joe said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Hah!

Joe said...

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2a818f64d91176755a7335c3d794a38a/tumblr_mveqakNnqq1rrbceio1_500.jpg

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Legit real life LOL.