Thursday 24 April 2014

Generic list post: lyrics of furry

Let's talk about lyrics from rap songs you initially misheard during your first listen. Preferably from the last 3 or so years, but get at me, dog, with all your dogberryisms no matter their vintage. Some examples from ya boy Mac Malapropism right chea:

"Just a young 'hood n*gga, Screech raised me"

"My young bitch blow up like a tampon"

"It's goin' down like celery, there's nuthin' you can tell me"

"18 shots I don't need no aim, cops roll round our emo slang"

"But I swear with these liquor shots Ill shoot it out with 5-0"

"She get on that dick and stay on all night like Porsche lights"

"I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful"

"I'm the stink, you the baloney"

"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this chode?"

15 comments:

  1. "Three dimensional rainbows right before your eyes"

    http://youtu.be/8cOPd24wIAk

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  2. It took me like 5 plays to decipher Thug's jewels on "Danny Brown"

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  3. i thought Stoner was "i feel like vapor" when I first heard it which at the time seemed really deep and esoteric

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  4. On the 2nd listen of Stoner I then thought it went "I feel like faithful, I feel like Fabo", which would have been the ultimate treatise on the contradictory impulses of the male psyche, imho.

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  5. lol @ "porsche lights"

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  6. My goats still "Mark B explained the meaning of Suge".

    Ill have to get back to this if I remember which ones but this constantly happens to me. I also thought Big Shug and Suge were the same dude and Snoop was in NWA.

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  7. The subtle beat change on stoner didn't give it away?

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  8. I dunno, it was just playing in the background when I first heard it.

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  9. Whenever rap songs made mention of 3rd eyes, I thought they were talking about their wee-wee holes (e.g. "
    I'm the substance that'll make your third eye cry" = I'm so hard, I'll make you wet yourself).


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  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ci2qi-Iys

    "Hangin out the window, young arachnids"

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  11. my entire childhood consisted of incorrectly interpreting rap lyrics.

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  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

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  13. http://37.media.tumblr.com/2a818f64d91176755a7335c3d794a38a/tumblr_mveqakNnqq1rrbceio1_500.jpg

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