"My young bitch blow up like a tampon"
"It's goin' down like celery, there's nuthin' you can tell me"
"18 shots I don't need no aim, cops roll round our emo slang"
"But I swear with these liquor shots Ill shoot it out with 5-0"
"She get on that dick and stay on all night like Porsche lights"
"I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful"
"I'm the stink, you the baloney"
"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this chode?"
"Three dimensional rainbows right before your eyes"
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/8cOPd24wIAk
It took me like 5 plays to decipher Thug's jewels on "Danny Brown"
ReplyDeletei thought Stoner was "i feel like vapor" when I first heard it which at the time seemed really deep and esoteric
ReplyDeleteOn the 2nd listen of Stoner I then thought it went "I feel like faithful, I feel like Fabo", which would have been the ultimate treatise on the contradictory impulses of the male psyche, imho.
ReplyDeletelol @ "porsche lights"
ReplyDeleteMy goats still "Mark B explained the meaning of Suge".
ReplyDeleteIll have to get back to this if I remember which ones but this constantly happens to me. I also thought Big Shug and Suge were the same dude and Snoop was in NWA.
The subtle beat change on stoner didn't give it away?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, it was just playing in the background when I first heard it.
ReplyDeleteWhenever rap songs made mention of 3rd eyes, I thought they were talking about their wee-wee holes (e.g. "
ReplyDeleteI'm the substance that'll make your third eye cry" = I'm so hard, I'll make you wet yourself).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ci2qi-Iys
ReplyDelete"Hangin out the window, young arachnids"
my entire childhood consisted of incorrectly interpreting rap lyrics.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k
ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeletehttp://37.media.tumblr.com/2a818f64d91176755a7335c3d794a38a/tumblr_mveqakNnqq1rrbceio1_500.jpg
ReplyDeleteLegit real life LOL.
ReplyDelete