Friday 17 May 2024

I do my routes more efficiently because I'm a beautiful and gorgeous delivery driver

Ezale - Fun
(From Fun single; 2024)



Why did the Funktown rapper switch careers from Ice Cream Man to FedEx Man? Because he didn't wanna work sundaes. Eh, I got 99 problems, but flakey jokes ain't 1.

Ezale's back like next year puttin' the fun into function musik with a single he originally teased two years ago. Naturally, it's another ToNHTe Show-core slap from Jac Dre AKA the missing link between Jackie Chain and Mac Dre. When that vocal sample hits I'm pullin' Thizz Faces like I just smelt my own piss after eatin' asparagus. I'm always moaning that Ezale doesn't drop enough music, but all 5 of his comeback singles have been hot like Kampot Pepper Crab, and I'll always prefer rappers who drop a hot single and then dip to rappers who stink the Rap landscape up releasing 337 brainfart freestyle tracks every 365 days. When I say Ezale is the Rap equivalent of Drexl from True Romance I ain't just talkin' about their shared penchant for dreadlocks and droppin' n-bombs, boiiiiii - I'm talkin' their maximum impact via minimum appearance-time.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ezale and Ti$a Korean are some of the only rappers having fun you can feel in the music

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Con Funk Shun samples 🖤

Spartan said...

That was a good prediction. Might be worth playing the Lotto tonight.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

It's on like Donkey Kong.

Yohan said...

Went from ezalecantsee to ezalecantmiss.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Damn, wish I'd have thought of that myself 👏

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Video got pulled after some snitch reported him for illegally using a FedEx truck ☹

d said...

Lol just clocked the reference to the classic husalah interview

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

If yee know, yee know.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Jackie Chain, a link to his debut mixtape https://krakenfiles.com/view/rUEIFPGT05/file.html

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Cheers.