Wednesday 16 March 2022

God bless YouTube part 69


Courtesy of Billy Jam's channel and taken from a local Bay Area TV documentary called Rap City Rhapsody, live footage of Too $hort plus an interview where he defends his right to say whatever he wants on his own records. $hort might have had the Shane McGowan teeth during this era, but he also had the supa dupa fly custom Life Is... Too $hort varsity jacket. I've said it before and I'll say it again, old NorCal rappers had the best clobber. Life is... too short to dress square.

Speaking of Billy Jam, there must be something in white mother's waters because all Rap fiend crackas have rocked the Billy Jam hairdoo at some point. Peep ya host Messy Mart circa 1989 probably listening to Run-D.M.C or Ice-T.
Scope the civilian wardrobe. I got my folks to buy me that Nike sweatshirt because it sorta looked like the blue sweatshirt Corey Haim wore in The Lost Boys. Pretty awkward... for a fashion victim.

Previously: This Is Tha Barker.

12 comments:

L.A said...

That brick cellphone is amazing lol.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Mi Celly Weighs A Ton.

Spartan said...

What's The Martorialist's opinion on middle aged blokes wearing varsity jackets? Fan of the Martin Riggs Lethal Weapon 2 look, but these days I mostly spot women wearing them in town. Also, does it have to be oversized like the Theodore Unit album cover? Too skinny for that.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Imho they're fine for 40-something British blokes as long as they're not covered in logos of American sports teams.

Anonymous said...

"Holy shit! Vampire Hotel!"

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Motherf**cker, I'm tryna watch The Lost Boys!

Spartan said...

Have you seen Edgar Wright's 1000 Favourite Films list on Mubi? Great to see a bunch of under appreciated movies get some love on his list.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I hadn't. Do you think they've forced him to have some French New Wave movies in there? 😄

Spartan said...

French New Wave - the Ponzhi scheme of film.

Wright gets props for not picking any of that movie Marmite in the Criterion broom cupboard.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Thankfully no The Piano.

nyquil said...

Dude bro dawg ... messy mart!

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Messi Marv.