Quavo can't dance like me, Offset can't dance like me

One of these days The 99 Percent will cotton on the fact that Double Dip is their masterpiece and shoot a video for it which unleashes an entire new dance craze on a hitherto undiscovered social media video site. Until then you'll have to make do with their second best song Shabooyah! as their latest single and the perfect counteragent to that unfortunately boring new Travis Porter mixtape:

The 99 Percent - Shabooyah!
(From Yike In It EP; 2014)


Sucks that they put a corny Young Thug cabaret song on their EP instead of their third best song Slow Down, Hold On, but how can you be mad at the lads who now have two entries in this current new golden-era of dance records with Yike In It and Shabooyah!?

Hey, let's come up with a comprehensive list of the best dance songs of the past couple of years. We got the two aforementioned 99 Percent tracks, Slow Down by Clyde Carson, Don't Drop That Thun Thun by Finatticz, Gas Pedal and Red Nose by Sage The Gemini, Panoramic by Dmac et al (*1), Yiken by Priceless Da Roc, Drop That #NaeNae by We Are Toonz, Fiesta by Sicko Mobb, FeFe On The Block by Stunt Taylor and maybe one other Bop song. What else?

(*1 I finally got Step One to edit Dmac out of Panoramic for me only to find I missed his verse.)