Lil' M.U. - Top of Cars
(From Handful maxi EP thingy; 2025)
Johnny The Boxxx ain't even a Rap blogger and yet he posts better Rap songs than most Rap bloggers. So,
Lil' M.U heard Move by Mello Buckzz and thought "I can use flip some of those lines into my own Juke-Rap song!" R. Kelly once asked "Can I get a toot-toot? Can I get a beep-beep?" and Lil' M.U has given him a whole next level interpreptation for an answer. Honk if you horny! If someone ever paid me to a Chicago Rap DJ set then I'd play Top of Cars inbetween Next To It by Lupe Fiasco & Ty Dolla $ign and the aforementioned Move by Mello Buckzz.
Mello Buckzz ft. Monaleo - Move Pt. 2
(From Move Pt. 2 single; 2025)
Two of my favourite singles of the past five years are Move by Mello Buckzz and We Not Humping by Monaleo. Both songs are my ideal standard for modern Rap singles: high BPM big choonz full of big shit talk. And so it makes perfect sense that Monaleo should be the guest for the remix to Mello's Move. Most modern remixes bring out my John Self and have me thinking "what is the point of you?", but, much like the We Not Humping remix with Flo Milli, you can jam the original Move and the remix back-to-back like late buses. Props to Monaleo for selling that "if you scared, bitch, call ya mom because I'm The Bomb.com" with the sheer chutzpah of a Lyricist Lounge rapper in 1998.
Bonus beats: this Mello single from last year has really grown on me. Back when it first dropped I listened to it a few times and thought it was cool. But now I stay spinnin' this shit like a CD. This shit should be retitled Brrr.. BD because it's some Chicago street-Rap that's colder than no clothes in some place like Nova Scotia.
Even when Mello drops a single 4 the streetz she still keeps the video packed with more arses than the women's toilets in M&S. Pray 4 those old dears with weak bladders waiting in the snaking queues for the M&S bogs.
"She know I'm gay, I know she not, but she accept me
We never f**ked except for once in a wet dream
She told me take another shot, I bought the next three
And if she do cheat I bet her n*gga don't expect me"
Pooh The WriteR - Bestie
(From Bestie single; 2024)
Regional sassy-tomboy Rap which uses the subject of friendship to explore lesbo-erotic fantasies? M8, I'm all over this shit like Fat Joe's 1999 Grammy Awards suit. Ironic because the song's beat is a beautiful use of negative space like Darlene's 1988 swimsuit. Pooh's rude as f**k, and if it's up, this song is goin' down. Fave thing to come outta Louisville, Kentucky since M.I.A Rap internet legend Rey.
Juke them, hoes. Here's a Chicago Drill & Bass booty-chatter booty-clapper with a video that's even more lesbo-erotic than Love Lies Bleeding, albeit minus the gross toe-sucking. Two thumbs up (the butt.)
