P.S : why on earth does anyone want to listen to Don Trip as a solo artist?
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Brief thoughts on the 2012 XXL Freshman list
Fuck that shit, doggie! We're over here takin' screen grabs of that bird in the floral frock who looked like a sarcastic Brandy from the Feel So Good video tonight instead :
P.S : why on earth does anyone want to listen to Don Trip as a solo artist?
P.S : why on earth does anyone want to listen to Don Trip as a solo artist?
Monday, 27 February 2012
Shout outs to Axl Rose, we in this bitch!!!
Presenting our latest fascinating saltine specimen in the field of rowdy T-Bo-esque bad azz white boy Gangsta-Rappers - CWhite from the Duffle Bag Boyz, who looks like a whigged-out Faces-Of-Meth Axl Rose and sounds like Boosie's pre-pubescent Rapping daughter Iviona :
Duffle Bag Boyz - O.V.A
(From Youtube; 2011)
I'm always suspicious when black Rappers claim they grew up with a token peckerwood in their crew who they call the N-word every time the latest cracka-Rapper du jour gets caught dropping N-bombs, but, I 'unno, I guess dudes might not be bullshitting, huh? Actual black ppl who read this blog : do you have such a character in the ranks of your Bro list?
(From Youtube; 2011)
I'm always suspicious when black Rappers claim they grew up with a token peckerwood in their crew who they call the N-word every time the latest cracka-Rapper du jour gets caught dropping N-bombs, but, I 'unno, I guess dudes might not be bullshitting, huh? Actual black ppl who read this blog : do you have such a character in the ranks of your Bro list?
Friday, 24 February 2012
Re : the 25 essential Mystikal songs Complex piece
Awesome read as it is, but here's 2 joints I wish had cropped up in the conversation for reasons explained below :
Mystikal - Not That N*gga
(From Mind Of Mystikal; 1995)
Why? Duh, because it's only Pharrell's first ever Rap production credit and Mystikal might have had a swell "You'ze a good kid.." anecdote about sending young Skateboard P to the store for bogroll and then making him scrub the toilet bowl clean after pebbledashing it with a bowel full of turds during the recording session.
Mystikal - Big Truck Boys
(From Let's Get Ready; 2000)
Why? Duh, because it's only the quintessential Country-Rap jam Mystikal ever recorded with KLC and that bit where he really unleashes the gas and says "..twentied up, tinted up, piped up/tanked up, filled up, grilled up, loaded, psyched up/hyped up, iced up, POLO striped up, Niked up/they bust fresh cuts, they dress sharp and they like big trucks" during the breakdown at the start of the third verse is best summed up by the rapist right chea himself in this GIF :
(From Mind Of Mystikal; 1995)
Why? Duh, because it's only Pharrell's first ever Rap production credit and Mystikal might have had a swell "You'ze a good kid.." anecdote about sending young Skateboard P to the store for bogroll and then making him scrub the toilet bowl clean after pebbledashing it with a bowel full of turds during the recording session.
(From Let's Get Ready; 2000)
Why? Duh, because it's only the quintessential Country-Rap jam Mystikal ever recorded with KLC and that bit where he really unleashes the gas and says "..twentied up, tinted up, piped up/tanked up, filled up, grilled up, loaded, psyched up/hyped up, iced up, POLO striped up, Niked up/they bust fresh cuts, they dress sharp and they like big trucks" during the breakdown at the start of the third verse is best summed up by the rapist right chea himself in this GIF :
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
:-)
Katie Got Bandz lit up Chicago/the internet with a bat signal asking for a dread-head drilla, Lil' Mister responded, and together they've released the 2012 I've Got You, Babe :
Lil' Mister ft. Katie Got Bandz - I'm Dat N*gga
(From the internet; 2012)
Not tryna be the jealous lone voice of dissent who stands in the way of true luv or nuthin' here, Katie, but I'm just sayin' that if Lil' Mister was your special dread-head drilla surely he would've rush-released this on Valentine's Day not a full week later?
Now if you'll make yourselves scarce and shoo, dear readers, because some of us are a lil' busy tonight :
(From the internet; 2012)
Not tryna be the jealous lone voice of dissent who stands in the way of true luv or nuthin' here, Katie, but I'm just sayin' that if Lil' Mister was your special dread-head drilla surely he would've rush-released this on Valentine's Day not a full week later?
Now if you'll make yourselves scarce and shoo, dear readers, because some of us are a lil' busy tonight :
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Reasons why I love Youtube # 21
'Cause that grainy clip of the triumvirate of LL, Cut Creator & DJ Bobcat performing Go, Cut Creator, Go I posted about in 2010 is now on there in pristine HD quality with its original introduction by Sean Penn :
Of course, the moment everybody realised Charlie Sheen was generally batshit insane last year was when he claimed Sean Penn was the greatest actor of all time, right?
Of course, the moment everybody realised Charlie Sheen was generally batshit insane last year was when he claimed Sean Penn was the greatest actor of all time, right?
Sunday, 19 February 2012
I'm like Heaven - everybody wanna get to me
How you make it to the gates and forget the key, PR Newswire.com?
I'll hold my hands up and admit that not everybody is going to get jokes about Jay Electronica sounding like Mindbender Futurama or how Max B should've hired Tray as his lawyer instead of Gerald Saluti since he was insisting on using a Jewish Dipset fan who works in the legal business to represent him, but how is a website offering SEO services for "journalists, bloggers and media outlets" like PR Newswire unaware of the wanky powerhouse fashion blog by that douchebag Scott Schuman which this place was originally conceived as a vague parody of back in 2008? Thanx 4 the luv, though, fellas.
In related news, I used to slang with my blog, even smang with my blog; I used to bang with my blog, godamn - now I'm part of the gang contributing to the An Indeterminate Amount of Incredible Rap Songs You Need To Hear.....Right Now series on H.L's blog. We ain't nuthin' but models for pigeons on RSS feeds.
I'll hold my hands up and admit that not everybody is going to get jokes about Jay Electronica sounding like Mindbender Futurama or how Max B should've hired Tray as his lawyer instead of Gerald Saluti since he was insisting on using a Jewish Dipset fan who works in the legal business to represent him, but how is a website offering SEO services for "journalists, bloggers and media outlets" like PR Newswire unaware of the wanky powerhouse fashion blog by that douchebag Scott Schuman which this place was originally conceived as a vague parody of back in 2008? Thanx 4 the luv, though, fellas.
In related news, I used to slang with my blog, even smang with my blog; I used to bang with my blog, godamn - now I'm part of the gang contributing to the An Indeterminate Amount of Incredible Rap Songs You Need To Hear.....Right Now series on H.L's blog. We ain't nuthin' but models for pigeons on RSS feeds.
Thursday, 16 February 2012
Cum hither
like POP POP POP, get the kids out the way
Shorty she a pro, she suck my dick then I spray
then I pass her a napkin to get the kids out the way!"
(From zee internetz; 2012)
Chi-Town's endless stream of viral bangers with amusing references to oral sex by thugged out dudes in POLO beanies shows no sign of slowing down any time soon.
Tonight on Eggheads
What the flying fuck is this Easy-E shit?
You'd expect such a lackadaisical error from The Guardian, but not the BBC. Get your mind right, Olav & the fellow Eggheads question setters - it's Eazy-E, son :
You'd expect such a lackadaisical error from The Guardian, but not the BBC. Get your mind right, Olav & the fellow Eggheads question setters - it's Eazy-E, son :
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