Tuesday 2 May 2023

For The Lads, By The Lads

Suga Free & Kokane - Bitch In Da Trunk
(From SugaKane album; 2023)


This Suga Free & Kokane album features some bakin' soda free treats for those of us who thought Bring It On was the best song on Snoop's Tha Last Meal CD. Personal highlight has gotta be Bitch In Da Trunk: a funk upon a rhyme street gospel to put the dip da in your day and the tip toe in your two step. It's music to Scare The Hoes™, but in a good way. That said, here at The Martorialist we don't condone throwing a bitch in da trunk - unless it's Ice-T's definition of a Bitch and the Bitch in question is a Bobby.
There isn't a single wasted second in Reservoir Dogs, which makes it all the more ironic that every movie Quentin Tarantino has made post-2000 has wasted my time by being at least 20 minutes too long. Being branded an Auteur has been the downfall of many a director. THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU GUYS CARTE BLANCHE!!
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12 comments:

  1. Spartan2 May 2023 at 19:43

    Coolio's car boot in the Fantastic Voyage was like the rapper's equivalent of the TARDIS.

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  2. Kelvin Mack10zie2 May 2023 at 21:15

    😂

    Really doe, Coolio coulda been a great Doctor Who.

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  3. Spartan3 May 2023 at 14:57

    "Really doe, Coolio coulda been a great Doctor Who." Agreed. Kool Keith, Biz Markie and MF Doom would have been good candidates too, imo.

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  4. Kelvin Mack10zie3 May 2023 at 15:40

    DOOM had big Peter Butterworth energy so he'd make a perfect Meddling Monk.

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  5. Anonymous3 May 2023 at 18:21

    Tha Last Meal is Snoop's second best album

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  6. Kelvin Mack10zie3 May 2023 at 21:05

    Definitely.

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  7. Fred6 May 2023 at 19:47

    West Coast OGz doing what they do best is rather fail proof. I was curious to check out who produced that song, and it turns out it’s a friend of a friend, ha. Only met the guy once briefly but we did chat about Long Beach G-Funk (Foesum, Twinz etc…) around a joint, good times.

    Tha Last Meal is awesome, kinda wish that Studio Ton would have had a whole song instead of just a skit, and maybe another Quik beat would have been good since his two joints on No Limit Top Dogg were excellent but I’m nitpicking here.

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  8. Anonymous7 May 2023 at 08:28

    would Ramellzee have made a good Doctor Who or was he too weird and angular for all that?

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  9. Kelvin Mack10zie7 May 2023 at 09:35

    Anonymous, Rammellzee would have made the absolute perfect successor to Tom Baker. In fact, I can't believe they didn't cast him after his cameo in Stranger Than Paradise.

    Fred, what's the producer's name? Everything else you said is on point like Stacey Adams.

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  10. Fred7 May 2023 at 12:46

    Wait, there’s a Rammelzee cameo in Stranger Than Paradise? I didn’t know that.

    His name is MOFAK (also his real first name), he’s a French dude that does a lot of Modern Funk (think XL Middleton, Dam-Funk etc…) and some G-Funk too.

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  11. Kelvin Mack10zie7 May 2023 at 13:44

    Cool. It's a great beat.

    Peep Rammellzee's cameo.

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  12. David8 May 2023 at 22:17

    I would take no limit top dogg over the last meal tbh

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