Friday, 14 May 2021

Murda was the case in point

"Don't come round me talking all this Crew shit
You was strapped, saw the kid who shot me and ain't do shit
If that was me on the othеr hand
Woulda shot him and the n*gga he was with, I'm just keeping it a hunnid, fam
So miss me with all the phony shit
Woulda did a bid for you, thinkin' we was on somе real homie shit
That woulda been time away from my kids, n*gga
Woulda been sick thinkin' bout all the sucka shit you did, n*gga
But it is what it is, n*gga"


Uncle Murda - Bro Shit
(From Don't Come Outside, Vol. 3 mixtape; 2021)



Me & Uncle Murda go back like Lil' Baby & Young Thug songs not named Pacifier, but my old chum ain't made shit dope since Cam'Ron Voice. Fortunately, friendship is a song topic which has brought the best out of everyone from Whodini to Dag Nasty and here it proves to be the ideal framework for Murda's foulness to flourish into a Bro Betrayal Ballad™. Listen closer tho because in every slice of Uncle Murda's ig'nance there's always a kernel of truth.

Last week it was Nino Man, this week it's Uncle Murda. Check back next week to see if I've found a Dave East song I like (probably not unless he miraculously drops some undeniable shit.)

23 comments:

  1. Double gooses!!

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  2. So padded they had to name 'em twice.

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  3. Is it time to start worrying about your mental health?

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  4. You listen to black metal and take Mark Fisher's writing seriously - I'd worry about your own mental health first, m8 😄

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  5. God I can’t wait for Max B to get out. Yes he’ll make some generic auto tune shit but as long as there are a couple heaters I’ll be happy.

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  6. I had Why You Do That on repeat yesterday.

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  7. Dave East is basically the hood version of J.Cole technically proficient rapper who makes audio NyQuil.

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  8. Tbf to Dave East he doesn't have terrible sex rhymes like J Cole.

    At least, I assume he doesn't because I'm not entirely sure I've ever heard a Dave East song.

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  9. I’ll never forgive Cole for that verse on Jeremih “Planez”

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  10. The W.O.A.T Rap & Bullshit cameo verse.

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  11. I only know Dave east as a talking head on Rate The Bars, a sure sign a rappers a square

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  12. Lol @ the Wire thing with the hats.

    Beautiful harpsichord.

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  13. I'm very much feeling the pretty/ugly dichtomy of this song.

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  14. Just here to co-sign the hate for J Cole’s God awful sex rhymes.

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  15. YouTube show where they have rappers blind review lyrics, it's horseshit n I luv it. It has ppl shit on legendary lyrics or praise woeful ones, expose their terrible standards/taste/knowledge, accidentally burn bridges n prove comprehensively that rap isn't poetry. They do a lot of ppl dirty by picking their worst shit n they typically have the most milquetoast loser selections but that's part of the charm. Some ppl Def didn't know what they were signing up for m Def barked on the producers after. Big krit dissed pimp c!

    I've a feeling youd hate it lol

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  16. Another great "rapper + their fav rapper" is TIs tupac review

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  17. Sounds more entertaining than Lord Jamar's podcast tbf. I only watch the intro of that to see him shilling brain pills on some PJW type shit.

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  18. I wanted to watch even just to see him diss Vlad but find his voice kinda makes me ill now. P hilarious that he was immediately a better interviewer than Vlad tho

    https://youtu.be/azw6GXQETn0

    Think this is my fav. Rly funny concept n is vindictive af but I wish someone less lame was in charge. Fucking Donald Glover lyrics ffs

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  19. God, I can't stand Vince Staples.

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  20. Just watched the Big KRIT one and the fact that somebody has made a career being a Pimp C tribute act (no shade, I like some KRIT) yet doesn't know the Pregnant Pussy bars is mindblowing to me.

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  21. That one was jokes but sometimes they just do ppl dirty who haven't got the memory for it eg you rly feel for Trae n his 5 ugk songs in a row.

    I'm amazed they've been getting away w it for 3 yrs tbh.

    It gets way worse than Vince staples

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