Friday, 8 March 2019

Generic list post: For The Birds, By The Birds


We don't know much about chemistry here at The Martorialist, but we're not half bad on biology, tbf. Celebrate the lasses this #InternationalWomensDay with a list of ya host's favourite Rap songs of the 2010's by da ladeez.

Lady - Pussy (2011)
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci (2011)
Katie Got Bandz - I Need A Hitta (video version) (2011)
Sasha Go Hard - Why They Mad (2012)
Diamond ft. Juicy J & Jackie Chain - At The Bar (2012)
Junglepussy - Bling Bling (2014)
Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - Fancy (2014)
Heaven ft. Lil' Chris - Don't Shoot (2014)
Honey Cocaine - Honeydick (2015)
Tink - Aquafina (2016)
Dreezy ft. Jeremih - Body (2016)
Team Toon ft. Ya Boy Big Choo - My Hot Girl (2016)
Queen Key - My Way (2017)
City Girls - Period (We Live) (2018)
Rico Nasty - Smack A Bitch (2018)
Jean Grae & Quelle Chris - My Contribution To This Scam (2018)
Doja Cat - Go To Town (2018)

Let's not let da ladeez off too lightly, mind. In the interests of equal opportunity #content it's only fair to song shame the worst this decade of Female Rap™ has shat out. Does it really get any worse than these?

Kitty Pryde - Okay Cupid (2012)
Chippy Nonstop - Money Dance (2012)
Lauryn Hill - Neurotic Society (2013)
Nicki Minaj ft. Chris Brown, Drake & Lil' Wayne - Only (2014)
Cardi B - Bodak Yellow (2017)
Azealia Banks - Anna Wintour (2018)
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16 comments:

  1. GGGGGG8 March 2019 at 16:39

    "Only" might be the worst song ever made.

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  2. Anonymous8 March 2019 at 17:54

    Doja Cat is sooo talented I hope she doesn’t stay with the troll shit.

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  3. Anonymous8 March 2019 at 17:55

    Recent women rap fav https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWBZZMHo9hc

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  4. Anonymous8 March 2019 at 17:56

    No Lil Debbie?

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  5. Kelvin Mack10zie8 March 2019 at 18:20

    I can't remember the name of the Lil' Debbie song I really liked (it wasn't a single.)

    Actually, her career highlight might have been as the love interest in J.Stalin's Bye Felicia video who pulls the pistol on him at the end when she catches him cheating.

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  6. Anonymous8 March 2019 at 18:30

    I’m glad Kodak got royalties off of “Bodak Yellow” but yeah I still don’t see the appeal in the track. It was just the song that got a push when she decided to become a “serious” rapper and people liked her personality soooo here we are.

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  7. Kelvin Mack10zie8 March 2019 at 18:38

    I've got a strict no Rap songs by social media personalities/reality tv stars rule, meself.

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  8. jarf8 March 2019 at 20:14

    Lil Debbie - Slot Machine slaps. Pretty sure I heard about it on here way back when

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  9. hotbox8 March 2019 at 20:34

    road runner - asian doll
    freak nasty - megan the stallion

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  10. Ben9 March 2019 at 01:22

    Yeah Cardi B is mostly a joke but "I like It" is kinda catchy

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  11. Anonymous9 March 2019 at 12:44

    https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=2shin%20chippy&src=typd

    2SHIN CHIPPY NONSTOP TWITTER BEEF WAS CLASSIC

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  12. Fred9 March 2019 at 15:29

    Expected some Snow Tha Product on that list, she has some nuggets here and there. Still really like that I’m Sayin song you posted a few years back.

    Also that Kamayah song with YG from her first mixtape, when she still sounded like a Conscious Daughters 2.0 before turning to flavorless Rnb.

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  13. Kelvin Mack10zie9 March 2019 at 16:03

    Out The Bottle is the Kamaiyah song I really like.

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  14. noah10 March 2019 at 01:35

    I do my thing I do my thing

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  15. Kelvin Mack10zie10 March 2019 at 09:05

    ^^ That's the one.

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  16. David17 March 2019 at 09:12

    No cupcakke smh

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