Monday, 9 March 2015

Da Capo worst music writing 2015

Question: Is it possible to publish an article more terrible than FACT Magazine's Sad Boys thinkpiece from 2013?

Answer: only if you let The Guardian's Paul Lester write a Sad Boys thinkpiece in 2015. Not even gonna link it, just know it exists and they wasted a decent Ice-T pun on it:


True story - every time someone pretends to enjoy the music of Lil' Pain or Suicideyear, someone else's pet dies in the real world. It ain't no coincidence that a dog died under mysterious circumstances at Crufts 3 days after Paul Lester's article went live.
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8 comments:

  1. Swae Lee Freeman9 March 2015 at 21:30

    r.i.p jagger

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  2. SE10 March 2015 at 01:28

    What's crazy is Sad Boys was predicted in a 1996 issue of Might Magazine, in a joke thinkpiece about an "angsta" rapper named Down Boye. Wish it was available online.

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  3. El Guapo10 March 2015 at 04:49

    How could someone apparently related to Michel Preud'homme become involved in music.

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  4. Kelvin Mack10zie10 March 2015 at 10:39

    Suicideyear definitely got that beatboxer from Brum swag down pat.

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  5. Norris10 March 2015 at 15:14

    Lester might be worse than Petridis

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  6. Anonymous10 March 2015 at 19:18

    Haven't read (and let's be honest I don't think its ever been actually said aloud) the words 'witch house' in a while that's a refreshing throwback.

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  7. Kelvin Mack10zie10 March 2015 at 19:33

    Salem at teh Fader Fort will neva die.

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  8. CrowleyHead11 March 2015 at 01:52

    Suicideyear living well and cozy off those Wavery networkings.

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