Thursday, 16 April 2026

Percee Peeve

Nine & Dex - White Boy Wasted
(From White Boy Wasted single; 2026)



Welcome back to the the Road-Rap Eric & Ernie. On one hand, they've pissed me off again by calling the police "feds." On the other hand, they also call the police "bacon." Would Big Vern from VIZ ever call use the word "feds"? Of course he wouldn't, and neither should ANY self-respecting British man.

Bonus beats: Sod it, here's a Quinary of Quality™ for Nine & Dex. In chronological order, their 5 best songs thus far IMHO.

Top 5 Nine & Dex choonz
1. Pecan Pie (2024)
2. Morgan Freeman (2025)
3. Shetland Pony (2055)
4. Postman Pat (2025)
5. Power Ranger (2025)

4 comments:

  1. This reminds me of J Hus using the word “opps” in the song Must Be. Love the song but that always stuck out to me.

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  2. Shetland Pony so far ahead of its time it dropped 30 years too early.

    Personal top 5: Pecan Pie, Jesus Piece, Morgan Freeman, Power Ranger and Gandalf.

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