Monday, 23 December 2024

Dont Watch Dat, Watch Deez


It was a trip when The Muppet Show made Young Marty cry, didn't know, didn't ask, didn't wonder why.

Back by unpopular demand 1nce again, it's the Martorialist best movies and TV shows awards post. Told ya, you shoulda killed me last year. Damn, it feels good to be a blogger when you can inflict your year-end lists on the internet. I have no idea whether 2024 will go down as A Vintage Year™ for movies & television, I just know that I've watched some stuff which tickled my specific fancies. Is Natasia Demetriou nadja average actress? Then let's talk turkey.

Best movies and documentaries of 2024 IMHO:
Robot Dreams
Anora
The Substance
Love Lies Bleeding
Late Night With The Devil
You'll Never Find Me
Heretic
Grand Theft Hamlet
Getting It Back: The Cymande Story
Scala!!!

Best TV shows of 2024 IMHO:
What We Do In The Shadows (series 6)
Colin From Accounts (series 2)
Inside No. 9 (series 9)
Peacock (series 2)
Mandy (series 3)
Neighbours (2024 episodes)
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing (series 7)
Mr. McMahon (all 6 episodes)
Mammals (series 1)
Saucy! Secrets Of The British Sex Comedy (both episodes)
Only Connect (2024 episodes)
Match Of The Day 1 and 2 (2024 episodes)
Toy Shop on Tour (series 3 so far)


** Kevin Bacon's sleazy hick P.I character from MaXXXine needs his own spin-off prequel movie.

** 2024 movies I still need to see: MadS and The Zone Of Interest.

Best old movies I saw for the first time this year: The Long Kiss Goodnight, Little Shop Of Horrors (director's cut), Near Dark, Miracle Mile, Meantime, Restless Natives, The Cars That Ate Paris, X, The Lavender Hill Mob and Eating Raoul.

** Since coming to the conclusion that the Ramones were the greatest Rock band ever, I've spent 2024 constantly rewatching bits of their movie Rock "N' Roll High School. This is surely one of the best opening credits sequences in the history of cinema innit?

Obligatory shout out to Party Sparty for running my favourite movie/TV blog.

24 comments:

  1. Been a great year for films, imo. Anora, The Substance, Love Lies Bleeding and Late Night With The Devil were quality.

    Never even heard of Grand Theft Hamlet until now. Only docs I caught this year were The Contestant and Dario Argento Panico.

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    1. I caught it last night after someone at the last movie club meeting was talking about it. Most surreal thing I've watched this year.

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  2. Now what we do in the shadows is ending and ghosts has ended, what will we do for horror-adjacent gentle but vulgar sitcoms?

    You not fucking with the Wolf Hall saga, cuh?

    Actually not seen any of those films. (Think I might need a Muni subscription). I'm confused as to what came out this year and last but I enjoyed Dune 2, Perfect Days, Miyizake and the Heron and
    Woman of the Hour.

    Corpse

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    1. My dad is a big fan of Wolf Hall. I've never seen it beyond a couple of clips on Gogglebox.

      I'm down for a What We Do In The Shadows movie which combines the characters from the O.G movie with the characters from the TV series.

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  3. Did watch a gang of great old movies this year though (largely thanks to BFI player). In reverse chron order, some rewatches...

    Fanny and Alexander 1984
    Yojimbo 1961
    Stray Dog 1949
    Drunken Angel 1948
    Point Break 1991
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000
    Police Story 1985
    Anatomy of a Fall 2023
    It Follows 2014
    Evil Dead II 1987
    The Evil Dead 1981
    The Passenger 1975
    Soul 2020
    Challengers 2024
    The Long Good Friday 1980
    Insomnia 2002
    Still Walking 2008
    Punch-Drunk Love 2002
    All of Us Strangers 2023
    Aftersun 2022
    The Zone of Interest 2023
    Sideways 2004
    Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead 2007
    Poor Things 2023

    corpszee

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    1. Punch Drunk Love = only PTA movie I fuxwit.

      All Of Us Strangers is the next screening at the movie club I go to. Sounds alright for a benny movie.

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  4. Boogie Nights is the number one PTA movie for me.

    Heads up: The War Games on tonight, blud.

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    1. I completely forgot he did Boogie Nights 🤦‍♂️ For some reason I'd got it into my head Wes Anderson did that 😵

      Cheers. Fingers crossed they don't make a complete pig's ear of this one.

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    2. Mr McMahon might be the wildest thing i saw all year

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  5. Love Lies Bleeding is IMHO the spiritual successor to Bound (1996) and I love them both

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    1. I've never heard of that before. Trailer looks sick.

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  6. Favourite movies:
    The outrun
    The Apprentice
    The holdovers


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    1. The Holdovers is another one I need to get around to watching.

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  7. what we do in the shadows was a hoot this season. the most hilarious thing i watched all year was kings of tupelo, i laughed my ass off. last night i watched a film from the 70s called mikey and nicky it was a knockout.

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    1. Good movie. Falk & Cassavetes were the proverbial Good Combination.

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  8. Proposal for Miracle Mile to get the film club treatment.

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    1. I did mention it a few meetings back. Nobody else had ever heard of it, but a couple of people said it sounds intriguing.

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  9. It’s been fruitful, regardless. If a film club is curating gems like Near Dark, The Long Kiss Goodnight and Eating Raoul, then it’s definitely doing it right. 👍

    Makes me wish we had something like that here.

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    1. Eating Raoul was a YouTube watch after revisiting Rock 'N' Roll High School. The other movie club screenings have been:

      The Warriors (O.G version)
      After Hours
      Little Shop Of Horrors (director's cut)
      It Follows
      They Live
      Do The Right Thing
      Planes, Trains and Automobiles
      Hundreds Of Beavers
      Attack The Block

      Had to endure Rushmore too, but no pain, no gain.

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  10. Watched Hundreds of Beavers earlier this month. Essentially a mash-up of Looney Toons and a video game platformer.

    Bunch of the crew were also responsible for Lake Michigan Monster (2018), which looks equally as silly.

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    1. Every time my attention started to wander in that there would be a good slapstick gag to drag me back in.

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  11. It got a little repeative for me at times. The beaver city scenes were great however.

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    1. I liked it, but I'm surprised to see it featuring so high in some 2024 lists I've seen.

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  12. Gotta add Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl to the movie list. That franchise has yet to put a foot wrong.

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