Monday 7 October 2024

Double nickels on the humble pie

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Police Helicopter (demo version)
(From demo; 1983/Out In L.A compilation; 1994)



For 32 years I lived by the belief that Give It Away is the only good Red Hot Chili Peppers song and you couldn't tell me nothin' to the contrary. But a month or so back I saw Johnboxxx mention the demo version of Police Helicopter and that shit has been up inside my speakers like a diaphragm ever since. It's the best song Minutemen never recorded, and it conclusively bodies the official studio version (over)produced by that commie Andy Gill; them Chili Pepper lads shoulda heeded the Ramones' third rule. Anyhoo, I betcha Pimp C woulda loved this song as he loved Give It Away.

9 comments:

  1. Prior to Mother's Milk, the only Chilli Peppers song I knew was the one they performed in the movie Tough Guys.

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  2. Hah I first heard/saw them in the movie Thrashin'.

    God, I've heard Mother's Milk so many times. One of my mates in high school was obsessed with that album.

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  3. Listening to Commando on repeat makes me want pedal to the metal to the nearest airport and airlift myself into Vietnam.

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  4. Johnny Ramone reckoned it was their best song. I reckon he was right.

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  5. Johnny XXX is the only writer who makes me poptimistic. The hot eating contest newsletter was a masterpiece.

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  6. ("Give It Away" sucks, you're insane.)

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  7. Soz, m8 - you can't argue with Pimp C's taste in choonz.

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    1. Fine, fine. (It does suck, though.) I did hear a funny anecdote about that song, which is that Flea was (correctly) disappointed by Weird Al's lackluster parody "Bedrock Anthem."

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  8. Not as good as the RHCP's masterpiece, but better than Bedrock by Young Money.

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