Sunday 18 August 2024

My Mind Spray 15.5

R.I.P to Rap's tzar of sloganed t-shirt BeatKing. He was a rapper I only checked for every couple of years, but always delivered some killer booty-chatter bangeurs when I got round to his music. Last BeatKing song I fuxwit hard was 2023's On Yo Head remix where he reunited Diamond and Princess from Crime Mob.

It's a pity BeatKing and Mouse On Tha Track only ever collaborated thrice, because they had crazy chemistry when rhyming about female biology/anatomy. In a perfect world, Universe is a song which would inspire a million flat-arsed women to get BBLs.

Is Ice-T's M.V.P.s Rap's G.O.A.T shout outs song? It knocks harder than a lotta other Rapper's singles and it contains phrases which have been part of my personal lexicon for over 30 years.

Fair play to The Guardian for their consistency because their 20 best Ramones songs list is equally as bad as their Rap coverage. No Commando or Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World or Cretin Hop or I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement or Ed Stasium mix of Rock 'n' Roll High School or I Don't Care or I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend or Carbona Not Glue or I Just Want To Have Something To Do, but 'nuff sluggish 80s mediocrity instead. No 20 best Ramones songs list should ever include anything released after End Of The Century.

7 comments:

  1. Beans, beans. The musical food matter. The more you eat, the more you "Booty-chatter."

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  2. I really should give the Ramones first few albums outside of their debut a chance huh.

    My first order of business in the unlikely case of me becoming president of the US is changing their national anthem to "Thick" by DJ Chose & BeatKing.

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  3. Yohan, first 4 Ramones albums are all great. End Of The Century less so, but still contains a few killer choonz.

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  4. Separated at birth: Joey Ramone and Frances de la Tour.
    Actress

    Unrelated, but do you know about the film Kneecap?

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  5. Yeah, every time I've been to the cinema recently they've shown the trailer for that. It would amuse me greatly if it became a big hit.

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  6. "i wanna be your boyfriend" bangs

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  7. I'm gonna rewatch the Rock 'N' Roll High School movie tonight. Shout outs to the prinical AKA Mary Woronov AKA the bird who later played Mike Muir's mum in Suicidal Tendencies' Institutionalized video.

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