Monday, 20 December 2021

I play with the stick, violin

"Bottles of Champagne, some shots, a few beers
I treat my dogs better than white people do theirs
I'm in a drop like a tear
But the engine sound like a pick-up
My roof can do a sit up
These hoes come outta nowhere like the hiccups"


Bruiser Wolf - Chess Move$
(From Dope Game $tupid album; 2021)



Hat tip to Fred for recommending this Bruiser Wolf album. So, Wolf is Danny Brown's sidekick and his musical M.O is that he's Suga Free in a Carhartt Duck chore jacket rather than a Cavalli 3/4 length Mink coat? I can dig that like Ben Byron's dog. It's a cold world and we could all do with more rappers bearing warm clobber. Gotta appreciate the #OutfitSynergy of Bruiser wearing a Superstar tracksuit in a song where he says "sold more white lines than Adidas." Pity the Superstar trackies have been shitty quality since 2017 when Adidas switched to cheaper materials and added the stupid white piping from the armpit to the collar. Holla if ya hear me, AthleisurewearHive.

Also very necessary is Bruiser's tragicom song about his mum being a baghead. Tears of sadness and laughter at the SAME DAMN TIME like the end of Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

"Pushed me outta the womb and left me when I was two
No first days at school or watchin' me jump the broom
I was ashamed when people asked me what Momma do
So I made up somethin' crazy like 'yeah, she work at the zoo!'
Can't trust women 'cause I couldn't trust you"


Bruiser Wolf ft. Apropos - Momma Was A Dopefiend
(From Dope Game $tupid album; 2021)



"I am you, but I ain't you
You left my dad bitter like grapefruit"

14 comments:

  1. Danny Brown in the background.

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  2. Way better than I expected, good lookin' out b.

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  3. "What the fuck you mean? I'm hand to hand like 3:15"

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  4. "momma was a dopefiend" is so good it's fucked up !!!

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  5. He definitely shares Danny Brown's taste in Rap - on the recent Bruiser Brigade compilation he has a homage to ZMoney's Everything.

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  6. "i needed somebody to talk to
    my mom was a human consuming dog food" eghujergnkbhj

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  7. is z money doing a bad mob boss voice on "everything" because it is working for me

    would pay real money for somebody on bruiser bridgade to make a whole album over "dope boy magic" type beats



    ok things are getting weird because the old iteration of bruiser brigade has a song called "errythang" as well, also from 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odn-sS0hHFo&ab_channel=KingFerg

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  8. As the plot thickens it gives me the dickens (PAUSE!)

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  9. but wait it goes even further...

    yung la & gucci gucci!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3uSRFha7II&ab_channel=DeVontaePitts

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  10. As Brand Nubian said, everything is everything.

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  11. been my favorite new rapper for damn near a year now

    his verse on this >>>

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8CXJMiIzoc

    Check out the JUS - GoFundMe Corvette album if you like the Bruiser stuff

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  12. I love Fat Ray's Old Faithful song featuring him too.

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