Here at The Martorialist we always thought Dave The Ruf would forever be the absolute nadir of Mancunian Rap. Turns out we were wrong because Dave now has some serious competition in the form of Aitch and Jordan. It's impossible to watch these two videos and not think that Rap is the musical equivalent of when the grey squirrel was introduced to the U.K: a flashy well-meaning import which is accidentally hazardous to the indigenous population.
Aitch - Taste (Make It Shake)
(A legit hit single; 2019)
Jordan - Lifestyle
(A legit viral hit; 2019)
Did the Rap game need a 16 year old Jordan Pickford and Nick Frost's scally little brother?
Probably time to accept that rap is a bit embarrassing now and maybe we should all move on. Or at least think of a different name for this other stuff.
To me this feels similar to reggaeton. The language barrier makes both guys sound like potential Shakespeares to me, I couldn't tell the difference even if I wanted to.
Fuck Manchester obviously lol.
ReplyDeleteAitch is a star now. Because of course he is.
ReplyDeleteProbably time to accept that rap is a bit embarrassing now and maybe we should all move on. Or at least think of a different name for this other stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather just ban all white British ppl from rapping.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Jordan
ReplyDeleteTo me this feels similar to reggaeton. The language barrier makes both guys sound like potential Shakespeares to me, I couldn't tell the difference even if I wanted to.
ReplyDeleteJordan can rap tbf. It's just so ridiculous to me to see some white scally from Manc making that type of music.
ReplyDeleteOne of his other songs is pure Jackacore 😄
Have to admit I didn't mind the hook on that Jordan song.
ReplyDeletehas Jordan got false teeth in? He kept visibly dribbling when he was rapping.
ReplyDeleteNeeds a designer hanky to dab it with IMHO.
Definitely look like Daphne from Eggheads dentures.
ReplyDeleteyou got some mad variety on this blog man, props, a lot of great content
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