Sunday, 20 October 2019

Martorialist Elegance: Make The Trap Say Too-Rye-AYE!

JPEGMAFIA sez: Come On Eileen!


Gave JPEGMAFIA's All My Heroes Are Cornballs album a listen and was instantly reminded why I categorically do not fuxwit Rappers who wear Dr. Martens boots. Much like septum-rings, Doc Martens are for baby-mommas and sweaty moshers, and I humbly opine that there should be no place for them in Rap music or The Culture™. Perhaps it's #problematic for some white wanker to suggest that contemporary black brehs who wear D.M boots are weirdo wrong 'uns, but the evidence stacks up like dirty dishes: Kid Cudi, Theophilus London, A$AP Rocky & his rapey m8 A$AP Bari, Ian Connor, Travis Scott, Chris Brown, Vic Mensa, and JPEGMEFIA. As Ice Cube coulda said - Irrefutable, baby!

What's gone wrong in the black community that it's now acceptable to dress like the worst sort of white ppl ever AKA crusties? Mans thought they were swaggy when really they were Swampy.

11 comments:

  1. I have no idea who JPEGMAFIA is but that outfit ain't it.

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  2. There are no lies in this post.

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  3. Its unrelated but speaking of Mafia A-Mafia has a new tape dropping November 5th he posted the cover and tracklist on IG.

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  4. only black people ive seen messing with dude is the Dead end hip hop guys

    otherwise its caucazoids who fuck with Jpeg

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  5. I saw that, Ben. He even has a video dropping.

    Fingers crossed there's some fire on there.

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  6. I can wholeheartedly agree with pretty much everything in this post. Ugh crusties are the worst thankfully haven't encountered as many in recent years

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  7. JPEGMAFIA is not a dungaree wearer of the Mac Dre caliber™.

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  8. Dude ain't even on the level of that one dude from Dirty on the cover of Country Versatile

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  9. which rapper will be the first to embrace the jeans & sheux movement and start poppin Peroni in their video while rocking a Superdry jacket and some Base rewinds?

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  10. A-Mafia had a Superdry hoody on in one of his videos from 2012 or 2013. Damn near broke my heart 💔

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