Who dat: Wee Man from Jackass-looking L.A troglodyte who KRS One kicked out of the Temple Of Hip Hop for being too insane. A.C suffered some sort of severe head injury in the early 90s which somewhat explains his retardation.
Greatest quotes: "When 2Pac died I said to the homies ‘let's go get Ice Cube!!’"
Key beefs: KRS One; Ice Cube; people with "earbola"; Stones Throw Records; Robbie Unkut; anyone who doesn't subscribe to his patented Hip Hop Philosophy.
Notable opinionz: insisting race doesn't exist; declaring that Dooley O is this century's best rapper; claiming a club night is "not a real hip hop jam" if the DJ plays songs people already know; opining that producers aren't real unless they can indulge in an impromptu beatbox battle.
Claims to fame: calling up Jay-Z on The Wake Up Show and telling him he needs to "try harder"; making those REAL HIP HOP IS NOT ON THE RADIO t-shirts DJ Premier wears; bragging that he sleeps on top of his record crates; spamming the Unkut.com comment section for years.
Other eccentricities: thinks everyone should drive solar power cars; possible owner of the world's largest collection of 3/4 length cargo shorts.
If you're a tru 4.1 Elements believer, you can buy a download of one of his demo quality albums on bandcamp for the low-low price of $25: https://acthepd.bandcamp.com/
ReplyDeleteBayan Mongol 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. Didnt he also broadcast an online radio station from what appeared to be a storage unit or something?
ReplyDeleteLook forward to the next installments.
I'm sure you can guess who the next installment will be about.
ReplyDeleteEl Choppo hahahaha
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget this Five Mic Classic: https://www.discogs.com/Jess-The-Facts-AC-The-Program-Director-Philosophical-Science/release/12374303
ReplyDeleteOn his IG he says Jess The Facts is a top 5 rapper right now.
ReplyDeleteLooked at his IG earlier and felt a bit bad for the guy but then I remembered his posts on Philaflava and what an arrogant dick he is.
ReplyDeleteAlso loving that discogs listing. 1 has, 6 want, never sold. Added by AC himself with a ton of errors but even the pedant freaks that are Discogs mods haven't bothered to correct it.
ReplyDeleteYes man, been waiting on this since you said your message boarder article got no takers. plz include the infamous “it was out of respect, something you wouldnt know a thing about” incident in the apropriate installment
ReplyDeleteWhich legendary Hip Hop Character will be next to be immortalised in a Martorialist profile? My predictions: Filipino Frank, Will High, Spencer Kansa, The Ruf, Blade, Southpark Mexican, El P?
ReplyDeleteI was joking about doing a G.O.A.T rap message boarders article, but maybe I shouldn't have been because it could have brought Will High out of hiding.
ReplyDeleteEven Mindbender has sold more albums than A.C.
The hanging can of Krylon is killing me
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely no idea who the fuck this man is, but this one track I just now listened to made me feel that he might go for making a duo with that rap critic youtube guy now-i-rap-myself persona or getting signed to R.A. the rugged man
ReplyDeleteApparently he's also REALLY not down with whoever this guy Houseslippers is
ReplyDeleteI could see myself spending a day over the holidays just going down the wormhole and browsing through this guy's thousands of opinions on IG but on the other hand that actually might not be a great use of time
ReplyDeleteDJ House Shoes is some Dilla flunkie. He did the scratching on my 2nd favourite Quelle Chris song which shits on A.C's entire life, natch.
ReplyDeleteIsn't houseshoes Mayer Hawthorne's dj name?
ReplyDeleteNah, completely different bloke.
ReplyDeleteI know that Sway/Hov clip you talkin about haha
ReplyDeleteMake the music with your mouth.
ReplyDeleteYou're killin me smalls! hahahahaa ... Thanks for shedding some light this way!
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