Monday 24 September 2018

Hi kids, do you like vegemite?

My mate Chinese John* forced me to listen to that new Eminem album yesterday, and it sounds like a fucking episode of DJ Akademiks' Rap gossip show on ComplexTV being rapped by Spazzy Azalea circa THAT live clip:


Which is apt since the only notable thing about the album was when Eminem spitefully gave The Real Slim Sheila™ half-a-bar. Obviously this was a backhanded compliment to the cocky Caubogan because Eminem knows he hasn't made a song which slaps as hard as Fancy since The Marshall Mathers LP.

(*Name changed to protect the secret Eminem fan.)
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14 comments:

  1. Iggy Plays Pop24 September 2018 at 16:14

    She still makes more sense than any of Mindbender's songs.

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  2. Kelvin Mack10zie24 September 2018 at 16:20

    😂 @ that video.

    Related: when my mate went to a Westwood party in Ibiza in the early noughties he kept pestering Tim to play Eminem & Proof's freestyle from the Radio 1 Rap show.

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  3. Ray Garraty24 September 2018 at 19:07

    Em got money, though

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  4. GGGGGG24 September 2018 at 19:12

    Shrewth

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  5. Jewy Heartless Bruiser24 September 2018 at 21:47

    What with all the "Lyrical miracle...flip the script...maniac Brainiac" rhymes-for-rhyme's-sake, the new Eminem album sounds like it was ghostwritten by Canibus and Blade. Odd how Eminem put out that pseudo-viral about "don't say 'drop bombs like Vietnam'" shortly before dropping an album comprising nothing but that shit.

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  6. Unknown25 September 2018 at 23:32

    Whos fans are worse Eminem's or 2pac's? I'd say Emiinem Cause 2pac you can make a good argument cause a lot of his music is good but Eminems is mostly shit bar a couple of songs.

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  7. SE26 September 2018 at 08:39

    Current-day Eminem fans are this era's true schoolers

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  8. supremeblaqsquare26 September 2018 at 23:05

    https://youtu.be/4mDvgJ8Vt0c

    Boosie not knowing who the hell is Lord Jamar is the best new thing

    https://youtu.be/aGbhUqNstdg

    seems like db tha general finally made a return to his old style(his previous singles were kinda slow or smth, still_stupid and friends still dope tho)

    https://youtu.be/ZPXnVNWsTsk
    https://youtu.be/asV7oLoWDe8

    making a playlist of the very best of hunnid % clichéd bay area songs!

    https://youtu.be/vtJGO8E0EP4

    absolutely underrated, better than old school hyphy imo
    is there anything similair production-wise?

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  9. Kelvin Mack10zie27 September 2018 at 09:02

    I saw the Boosie thing. Jamar getting the "who dat?" treatment 😄

    I swear that AKA Frank song is following me around. Keeps coming up after songs I listen to on Soundcloud and YouTube.

    I always forget Old School Hyphy was Corn's song.

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  10. noz28 September 2018 at 05:03

    vlad not knowing drag em in the river is more damning than boosie not knowing lord jamar imo

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  11. Kelvin Mack10zie28 September 2018 at 09:00

    Vlad thought 2Pac was in the studio with Nas for Ether: of course he doesn't know Drag 'Em N Tha River 😄

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  12. supremeblaqsquare28 September 2018 at 13:13

    have not managed to listen to new cypresshill album, but, damn, singles are trash, it's like something insane clown posse teamed up with danny brown would come up with, especially _crazy_ and the saddest part about it is that b-real, like a CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WESTCOAST RAPPERS, is still able to make serious slaps, his collabo with berner for example

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  13. supremeblaqsquare28 September 2018 at 13:25

    & also i have absolutely no idea why too $hort chose TRAP beat for the song that is about him being in the rap game since 81 and startin whole bay area thing
    https://youtu.be/jOzP8ecSXJI

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  14. Kelvin Mack10zie28 September 2018 at 13:33

    Trap beats are the rap game herpes.

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