Monday, 24 September 2018

Hi kids, do you like vegemite?

My mate Chinese John* forced me to listen to that new Eminem album yesterday, and it sounds like a fucking episode of DJ Akademiks' Rap gossip show on ComplexTV being rapped by Spazzy Azalea circa THAT live clip:


Which is apt since the only notable thing about the album was when Eminem spitefully gave The Real Slim Sheila™ half-a-bar. Obviously this was a backhanded compliment to the cocky Caubogan because Eminem knows he hasn't made a song which slaps as hard as Fancy since The Marshall Mathers LP.

(*Name changed to protect the secret Eminem fan.)

14 comments:

  1. She still makes more sense than any of Mindbender's songs.

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  2. ๐Ÿ˜‚ @ that video.

    Related: when my mate went to a Westwood party in Ibiza in the early noughties he kept pestering Tim to play Eminem & Proof's freestyle from the Radio 1 Rap show.

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  3. What with all the "Lyrical miracle...flip the script...maniac Brainiac" rhymes-for-rhyme's-sake, the new Eminem album sounds like it was ghostwritten by Canibus and Blade. Odd how Eminem put out that pseudo-viral about "don't say 'drop bombs like Vietnam'" shortly before dropping an album comprising nothing but that shit.

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  4. Whos fans are worse Eminem's or 2pac's? I'd say Emiinem Cause 2pac you can make a good argument cause a lot of his music is good but Eminems is mostly shit bar a couple of songs.

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  5. Current-day Eminem fans are this era's true schoolers

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  6. https://youtu.be/4mDvgJ8Vt0c

    Boosie not knowing who the hell is Lord Jamar is the best new thing

    https://youtu.be/aGbhUqNstdg

    seems like db tha general finally made a return to his old style(his previous singles were kinda slow or smth, still_stupid and friends still dope tho)

    https://youtu.be/ZPXnVNWsTsk
    https://youtu.be/asV7oLoWDe8

    making a playlist of the very best of hunnid % clichรฉd bay area songs!

    https://youtu.be/vtJGO8E0EP4

    absolutely underrated, better than old school hyphy imo
    is there anything similair production-wise?

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  7. I saw the Boosie thing. Jamar getting the "who dat?" treatment ๐Ÿ˜„

    I swear that AKA Frank song is following me around. Keeps coming up after songs I listen to on Soundcloud and YouTube.

    I always forget Old School Hyphy was Corn's song.

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  8. vlad not knowing drag em in the river is more damning than boosie not knowing lord jamar imo

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  9. Vlad thought 2Pac was in the studio with Nas for Ether: of course he doesn't know Drag 'Em N Tha River ๐Ÿ˜„

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  10. have not managed to listen to new cypresshill album, but, damn, singles are trash, it's like something insane clown posse teamed up with danny brown would come up with, especially _crazy_ and the saddest part about it is that b-real, like a CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WESTCOAST RAPPERS, is still able to make serious slaps, his collabo with berner for example

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  11. & also i have absolutely no idea why too $hort chose TRAP beat for the song that is about him being in the rap game since 81 and startin whole bay area thing
    https://youtu.be/jOzP8ecSXJI

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