Wednesday 17 January 2018

Missy Elliot's back catalogue was mah spot

If old Timbaland productions are gonna get gaffled, then it's better for everybody concerned if U.K Afrobeats artists of Ghanaian descent do the gafflin' rather than XXXtentpoletudor weed carriers. Respect to the jack king JD, but Shithole Countries™ FTW in 2018.

Kwamz & Flava - Shooooo Freestyle
(From YouTube; 2018)



Bonus Timbaland beats: who caught John Barnes shakin' it like Louise Woodward when Ginuwine performed Pony live in the Celebrity Big Brother house last week? I hope Heaven got a WiFi signal so tha gawd Gary Warnett can see this:


Actual facts relax: Louise Woodward and John Barnes used to be real life neighbours in the early noughties. They don't call ya host Dead Perez for nothin'.

6 comments:

  1. The pride and joy of Channel 5 now innit.

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  2. Hope Kwamz and Flava can get their shit together this year

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  3. Notice how Brotha Shane Lynch Hung doesn't seem to know the words to Pony in the CBB clip even though he was supposed to be the cool "urban" lad in Boyzone.

    Fakin' the funk or wot?

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  4. Ive seen w my v own eyes in a Boyzone annual the Keith Duffy profile where he says his fav bands are NWA & Def Squad. At the time I thought hed made up "Def Squad" but still was impressed NWA was 50% of his list.

    Mightve been Shane though cos like Clipse I cant tell which is which https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-geNui_6MU

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