Think about it, yo: nobody throws a blindsided punch quite like
Will High... just ask Vordul's shattered jaw. Here at The Martorialist we'd never willingly send a man to Rikers Island like Gentle Jones and El-P did when the pair of them snitched on Will High to the NYPD, but check out this exclusive video footage of
the Richard Spencer incident obtained from our man on the concrete Gianluca Giallo:
"Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you." - Will High, 2009.
Unlistenable-P and Genital Jones didn't "snitch" on Will High. For them to "snitch," they would have to be involved in the same criminal enterprise. Their mate was the victim of an unprovoked assault.
ReplyDeleteCan't be an "unprovoked assault" when the Def Jux crew dared him to turn out at their show, tried to step to him when he did turn up but got shook after he threatened to bludgeon and assrape them, imho tbqh.
ReplyDeleteI didn't just suddenly punch this kid from behind. He approached me
earlier on in a corner with this little dude named Cryptic and they tried to
punk me out. When they failed to do so and I threatened them with bludgeoning
and assrape, they bounced. Still, I was incensed that these two she-males tried
to do that, so, since Vordul was the mouthpiece, I saw him later, and, still
enraged, I called him a she-male or whatever. He tried to smile me off and
sahsay away from me, so, I punched him in the head as he was walking away from
me. Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a
sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you. I guess,
by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent
a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite
on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.
He stepped to ME earlier in the night AND I
threatned him 2 seconds before I punhced him. The way those ***gits made it
sound, I turned the lights off in the bar and silently repelled down from the
ceiling to attack him on some Soldier of Fortune/Black Ops type shyt.
Couldn't tell you how a single Cannibal OX song goes, but Vast Aire's MySpace blog dis to Cage is forever seared into my brain.
ReplyDeleteFUCK CAGE & WEATHERMEN
Category: Blogging
first off RIP TO CAMU TAO-, i know how close we were, and i dont have to flash it over the net, like some of these fake wannabe's.
cage shitted DEF JUX, he used to shit on EL-P & EL-P's girlfriend kathrine!!! who works for BIZ 3 ENT. HE EVEN Wanted to leak EL-PגS FAN DAM LP!!!!!!!!
cage is a liar and a fake. i remeber when cage hated on def jux and wanted to put WEATHERMEN records ONLY on EC. BUT NOW THERE NO EC, HE HAS TO JUMP ON DEF JUX'S DICK.
i think CAGE IS AN ATTENTION WHORE, I FIND IT FUNNY THAT HE PUTS OUT THIS BLOG RIGHT AFTER SLIM SHADY'S NEW LP???? I GUESS HE STILL ENVגY SLIM AND NECRO'S CAREERS?????
ON THE REAL, STAY IN YOUR HOUSE CAGE, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO, YOU KNOW DONT LEAVE THE SAFETY OF YOUR QUITE WHITE SUBURB!!!!!
YOUR FULL OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU START BEEF RIGHT NOW, WHEN YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT CAMU??? INSTEAD YOUR WRITTING BLOGS ABOUT ME?
TAKING CHEAP SHOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????/
I HAVENT SEEN OR THOUGHT ABOUT YOU IN 4 YEARS??? I HAVENT BEEN IN WEATHERMEN IN 3 YEARS? I DONT THINK ABOUT YOU???
SO WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME UP?
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I WILL FUCK YOU UP, AND YOU ALL KNOW THIS!!!
WE CAN SHOOT THE FARE ONE WITH A CAMERA ON SINCE YOU LIKE TO MAKE SEENS!!! CAGE IS A WANNABE THUG WITH FAKE PAIN!!!!????
WHERES YOUR BLACK FRIENDS AT? EVERY BLACK KID HAS LEFT DEF JUX BECAUSE WE ARE TIRED OF THIS "WEAK WHITE BOY ...IM ON PILLS THAT NEED ALOT OF ATTENTION BULL SHIT!"
IM RIGHT HERE!!!! I LIVE IN BKNY! GUNSET! YOU CAN ALWAYS CATCH ME IN HARLEM!
IM RIGHT HERE!!! CAGE IS A BITCH,
ALL REAL HEADS DONT FUCK WITH THEM ANY MORE!!!!
WHERES SPACE AT?
WHERES BMS AT?
WHERES MR LIF AT?
WHERES CANNIBAL OX AT?
WHERES C-RAYZ WALZ?
WHERES MURS?
WHERE DJ LEN?
WHERES BIG JUS?
WHERES RJD2?
WHERES COPY?
WHERES MASAI BEY?
WHERES ALL YOUR STREET CRED????
CAN ANY WEATHERMAN TAKE A WALK IN EAST NY OR HARLEM?
{I GOT LOVE FOR THE JUGGANOTS} BREWIN IS THE ONLY ONE I TRULY RESPECT AFTER ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!! I BET YOU BREWIN ONLY HAS ONE OR 2 VERSES ON THAT NEW TRASH WEATHERMEN LP!!!!
AS YOU CAN SEE, EVERYBODY WITH A LIVING SOUL HAS LEFT YOUR FAKE DEF JUX / WEATHERMAN CAMP SO YOU AND YAK-BALLZ CAN HAVE SWORD FIGHTS IN THE DARK!
BY THE WAY THE REAL WEATHERMEN ARE DOWN WITH REAL BLACK PEOPLE IN THE STRUGGLE.
ALL YOU DO IS SIT AT HOME, AND CRY ABOUT YOUR DAD WHO PUT HIS FINGER BUTT WHILE HE DID HERON!!!! GO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT!
YOU ARE A REAL LOW LIFE! I DARE YOU TO COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE FOR 20 MINS!!!!
WHAT PART OF NEW YORK DO YOU LIVE IN NOW? THE TRASH CAN?
YOU LOOK LIKE A FAKE BEATLE, IM GONNA SMACK THAT HAIR CUT RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!
VAST AIRE-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMAEmBROFzs
ReplyDeleteI read between your lies, you got beat at your own game ...
Very fitting for both situations, innit?
Kills me the way he holds his jaw at the end 😃
ReplyDeleteomg the origin of "cheap shoots"
ReplyDelete'ALL YOU DO IS SIT AT HOME, AND CRY ABOUT YOUR DAD WHO PUT HIS FINGER BUTT WHILE HE DID HERON!!!!'
ReplyDeleteCage Snr was quite the multitasker, apparently.
WHAT PART OF NEW YORK DO YOU LIVE IN NOW? THE TRASH CAN?
ReplyDelete^^^ Hardest pwn of all time, imho.
All caps internet rants never fail.
ReplyDeleteI don't really know what The Weathermen are but the thought of McCaskill and Kettley being too shook to walk through Harlem is what I'm sticking with.
Michael Fish-faced, leprechaun faggot (Will High™)
ReplyDeleteWE CAN SHOOT THE FARE ONE WITH A CAMERA ON SINCE YOU LIKE TO MAKE SEENS!!!
This is one of my favourite quotables. Vast Aire borrowed the "vividest author" title from Un Kasa to describe Cage getting the photo of Camu Tao beating down Copywrite.
RIP René Artois
ReplyDeleteHow do you feel about the juggaknots? I think re:release is a pretty great little album. It's full of all the chill funk loops and effortless flows that made backpack rap seem fun. You know, before that whole sound became a parody of itself.
ReplyDeleteIs that the expanded version of Clear Blue Skies? Not heard it, but Clear Blue Skies itself is killer.
ReplyDeleteYea, I was thinking of clear blue skies. Re Release is their best of compilation.
ReplyDeleteI remember when I used to fool myself into thinking Cage > Eminem. Was I really ever that young?
ReplyDeleteSomeone shoulda Richard Spencered me for knowingly supporting Mr Eon's career.
Been googling "myspace blog+artist" since this post
ReplyDeleteThe explanded version of Clear Blue Skies great, rainy saturdays not on yt but its smooth music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_xCUEuQ_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJAqk4aejnE
Also Brewin had one of the goat styles, Ive never heard anyone like him since
ReplyDeleteI will not hear a bad word about Smut Peddlers' One By One.
ReplyDeleteI should probably check that Juggaknots compilation. Looking at the tracklist I only recognise maybe 1 of the songs not from Clear Blue Skies.
we need to get the tape bro
ReplyDeleteOh shit!
ReplyDeleteif he only knew what that tape would mean to us... (nh)
ReplyDeleteAnd the battle for the Iron Throne begins.
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