Saturday, 17 December 2016

Martorial elegance # 89

Wanna rock an Xmas sweater to the pub but don't fancy gettin' ostracized by your famalam for lookin' like a Charlie Chester? Never fear because Kap LaGerfeld just got seasonal on datarzz and dropped a Girlfriend Christmas knit that your whole bloodline can wear. Call him Hedi, he's the slim mane.


Still waitin' on the the English-launguage remix of J. Balvin's Reggaeton hit Safari which Kap was teasin' on Instagram with Pharrell a while back. Keys opened doors for them twin brothers who only ever sounded good drippin' nonchalance over Neptunes beats to hop on a Justin Timberlake single, and being Lil' Skateboard P's Latino-rapper mate has unlocked a whole 'nother world of opportunity for the College Park Mexican.

Y'know what song Kap G really needs to jack, though? Gato by No Panty. How's Ray Barretto's El Watusi gotten the tumbleweed & cow dung treatment from rap producers until now when the song was featured in that ol' hip hop touchstone Carlito's Way?

6 comments:

  1. Speaking of Carlito's Way, have you seen the new doc on De Palma, blud?

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  2. I haven't but the trailer looks interesting. Is it good?

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  3. Nope, it wasn't screened anywhere near me. Heard good things, though. Worth a rent when it hits home formats next month.

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  4. If they don't spend at least 20 minutes talkin' about John Cassavetes exploding in The Fury then the documentary is a failure, imho.

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  5. Dissensus Truther18 December 2016 at 13:30

    Grimey Simey put Girlfriend in his 2016 list lololol

    http://blissout.blogspot.com/2016/12/chunes-chunks.html

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  6. Is nowt safe?

    If Paul Lester rides for Pop A Perc, I'm callin' in the Russians.

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