Monday, 21 November 2016

Martorial Elegance # 88

True Story like Terror Squad first LP: not a lotta people know this, but G.O.O.D Music's 2007 single Grammy Family was a tribute to Fat Joe. As in, we can fit the entire G.O.O.D roster famalam into that baby blue suit Joe wore at the 1999 Grammy Awards.


Holla @ ya host if every shirt or jacket by the notoriously boxy-fitting Bork menswear brand Our Legacy makes you look like Don Choppergena here. First off, f*ck Our Legacy and the size chart they claim, where an M fits like an XXL, I feel your pain.

9 comments:

  1. Ha ha! Let's see some pics!
    (Speaking of Choppa, did you read that book Triksta: Life and Death and New Orleans Rap by Questionable Nik Cohn? Same Choppa, right? I read that almost cover to cover on one trip to the San Francisco Department of Motor Vehicles 3 years ago (still don't have that license back!) and I thought it was really good that day, but that's not reliable criticism circumstances.)

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  2. I've never even heard of that book, but it sounds interesting. Will investigate.

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  3. The book is worth a read if you take it for what it is: an old decaying rock critic foray into turn of the century NO rap. Nick Cohn doesn't try to present things in a different way though, and he makes a couple good points about how shit get stale pretty quick when a once-subversive music becomes an academical institution (i.e.: jazz, rock...). Also the chapter on Souljah Slim alone is worth the 5 quids you'll pay for the book.

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  4. Ordered that shit before.

    I hope he mentions 5th Ward Weebie in there.

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  5. He does. The book is pretty short, I hope you'll enjoy it.

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  6. +1 on the Soulja Slim chapter being the high point of Triksta. The rest of it's a decent enough read, though. Cohn has form for being a bit of an unreliable narrator, but at least he acknowledges he's something of an interloper, which puts him well ahead of 99.9% of rock critics writing about rap.

    On the subject of menswear grief, anyone remotely near Jacamo territory should swerve Woolrich at all costs. An XXL that fits like an M? FOYCs.

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  7. At least Woolrich has got a decent excuse in that it's an American brand and Yanks are naturally fatter than Europeans due to the old cliché of their Bigger Portions diet.

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