Thursday, 16 June 2016

Back to the porch again

(No Alpoko Don since he's doin' Bob Dylan interpolations in his local park nowadays.)

Two things we're shameless marks for here at The Martorialist: rap songs eulogising dead homies, and rap videos featuring the neighbourhood's token mainey snowbunny. This latest single by the You Ah Bitch guy delivers both:

"My kids breakin' down 'cause their uncle is gone
It's hella f*cked up I gotta make this song
I just keep prayin' like "pick up the phone!"
But it's too late 'cause you ain't comin' back home"

Yung Cat - Want My Brother Back
(From YouTube; 2016)


Guaranteed the mainey snowbunny's Instagram account is 20% fake Marilyn Monroe quotes, 30% videos of her kid, and 50% pictures of her posin' with semi-automatic weapons.

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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous16 June 2016 at 23:02

    Holey Moley, is that a song?? "Mainey Snowbunny", fuck it's a song, right? Surely it could actually qualify as a mixtape title?

    Fuck it, no. Full length Commercial release.

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  2. TheBaySlaps Snitch17 June 2016 at 09:03

    Thought that was Fetty Wap for a sec.

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  3. Zwoop nation21 June 2016 at 15:20

    This dude only listened to Husalah growing up.

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  4. Zwoop nation21 June 2016 at 15:23

    Also KC looks really nice in all of this dude's videos. He has a great back porch and these should be used to promote tourism in the region.

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  5. Kelvin Mack10zie21 June 2016 at 15:38

    Agreed on both points.

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