Monday, 21 December 2015

Kiss of death like I'm Ernest Baker?


2015 was the year we first experienced just how disastrously a Drake cosign could backfire, but I ain't even mad at The Canadian for vanting to zuck Nef The Pharaoh's blood. Fangs ain't what they used to be in the music industry for yer budding regional stars, so if Count Drakula wants to take a bite out of Nefidelaphante then it's A-okay with me as long as Nef's music finds its way into more radio playlists and Aubrey Lugosi keeps his dulcet whines away from Big Tymin', Michael Jackson, and Come Pick Me Up.

Keep Drake's vocals away from Nef's grotty sex-jam Boss Me too - the world's an unpleasant enough place as it is right now without being subjected to bags of sand-raps from a bloke who drinks bags of milk.
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8 comments:

  1. LBJ21 December 2015 at 13:42

    Drake cosign is the new Mark of Cain

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  2. Kelvin Mack10zie21 December 2015 at 13:59

    The Mark Of Cainadian.

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  3. Nordy21 December 2015 at 15:16

    I hope this doesn't mean that Nef's run of great music is OVOver.

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  4. Kelvin Mack10zie21 December 2015 at 16:37

    I award your pun with 8 more than 92

    💯

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  5. Anonymous22 December 2015 at 18:57

    VALLEJO STAND UP

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  6. Anonymous23 December 2015 at 03:34

    i said this shit last month:

    https://twitter.com/alphe89/status/664264436119683072

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  7. Kelvin Mack10zie23 December 2015 at 11:38

    I bet it'll end up being on that Say Daat track with Philthy Rich which is supposed to be dropping soon.

    Philthy Rich and Drake being on the same song - what a time to be ali...

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  8. Anonymous14 January 2016 at 06:10

    "The Martorialist" the cancer of the unknown music journalism.

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