Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a tiny pum...
My open letter to Westwood regarding Spice's Needle Eye fell on deaf ears, but at least 2015's 2nd best non-rap song now has a video. And not just any ol' video but the only music video of 2015 which could potentially unify the disparate worldviews of Bol and Moscaddie. Fairy Godmother Patra sez: "Yes, Spicederella - you will go to Di Dance to show dem gal who has the Needle Eye now!"
Spice - Needle Eye
(From YouTube; 2015)
If Moscaddie doesn't write a 1000 word thinkpiece on why Spice is the most important Female Artiste™ of the past 2 years then she ain't really 'Bout Dat Life. Not sayin' that everyone from down under is sketchy AF IRL, but I stopped smokin' with Antipodeans back when Maggie Kirkpatrick got arrested for being a nonce.
That opening scene deserves an oscar.
ReplyDeleteDisappointed that the video doesn't have a coda where we find out Spice's nose-to-ear chain is its equivalent of Cinderella's lost glass slipper.
ReplyDeletethis is not an erotic metaphor to say the least
ReplyDeleteJoan in Wentworth > Joan in Prisoner
ReplyDeleteSeason 3 of Wentworth definitely bodies any Yank or British show from this year.
ReplyDeleteAlso, should have called yourself Drydick Dingo for maximum post-synergy lolz.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp in Drydick Rango
ReplyDeleteIncredible video
ReplyDeleteMoscadie has some very odd views about poc.
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