Saturday, 10 October 2015

Gotta eat the intestines like groceries


Never realised rap's foremost IRL cannibal really does sound like his namesake until YouTube started recommending me Big Lurch deep cuts during a Lil' Keke binge t'other day. If Rock from Heltah Skeltah had moved to Houston, developed a sherm addiction, and signed to Swisha House, he probably would've recorded On Da Run and Texas Boy.

South Park Mexican has his own VEVO page yet Big Lurch doesn't? Cannsphobia is really real in the field.
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14 comments:

  1. Unknown10 October 2015 at 20:38

    Big Lurch was pretty good cananabilism aside he's still fucked up for what he did but it's easier to overlook than SPM being a child molester

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  2. Eat Me Beat Me10 October 2015 at 22:26

    9/10 post title

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  3. LV10 October 2015 at 22:36

    SPM fan base is grinding harder than Big Lurchs. Even saw Dj Paul s/o to him on instagram recently.

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  4. Kelvin Mack10zie11 October 2015 at 10:10

    Bun B hangs out with a ginger saltine snitch like El-P but he's never been seen wearing a FREE BIG LURCH t-shirt.

    SMH what a choc-ice.

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  5. SE11 October 2015 at 17:01

    "I don't think in his 26 years he's ever indicated a propensity to eat people" - top 25 sentence

    I only knew Lurch as the cannibal rapper for a long time. Surprising to learn the dude worked with so many of the GOATs.

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  6. Kelvin Mack10zie11 October 2015 at 20:47

    From the Texas Boy upload on YouTube:

    Chiraq Insomniac 1 week ago
    big lurch was set up and framed

    ^^^ David Drake is that you?

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  7. hotbox12 October 2015 at 03:08

    the victim's mom is riding for lurch ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoB6YMX7uc0

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  8. Andrew Barber12 October 2015 at 04:52

    in the pre-internets 90s everyone thought Big Lurch was from the Bay. He was all over Bay shit back then...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-kYy3y9lAs

    (with C-Bo)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDijEvXse8g

    (with Mystikal & RBL Posse)

    And basically he was. He was even in that group Cosmic Slop Shop with Rick Rock.

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  9. Kelvin Mack10zie12 October 2015 at 10:49

    God Forgives, and so does Big Lurch's victim's mum?

    I never realised it was him on Mac Dre's Fire until I saw the video a couple of days back because I dled Rapper Gone Bad off Soulseek back in the day and none of the guests were credited. Kinda apt that Lurch looks like Mindbender Futurama's crackhead brother Conspiracy SBU

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  10. Andrew Barber13 October 2015 at 04:54

    i'm not that well versed in mac dre, so thanks for putting me on that "fire" marty

    also, i gotta say Big Lurch's most bizarre feature has to be on this mystery song with TQ, Yukmouth and CPO Boss Hog.

    It's like a west coast dartboard collabo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlpAXmSYaaI

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  11. Kelvin Mack10zie13 October 2015 at 12:09

    Gonna have to rectify this Mac Dre situation, Drew.

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  12. Anne Tyler The Creator13 October 2015 at 15:35

    See P 291 - 292 of Julia Beverly's Pimp C book (amazing read BTW)... Apparently PCP was extremely popular in Texas at the time. Didn't know "I left it wet for you" about really about that.

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  13. Kelvin Mack10zie13 October 2015 at 20:32

    No way, I always thought that was a metaphor about leaving one's DNA stains in someone else's bed.

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  14. David18 October 2015 at 00:03

    Still the GOAT headline

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