Got a couple of codes and lines to obey on this post: one song per artist and nothing by serial-pederast Michael Jackson. Say what you want about South Park Mexican, but at least he didn't bum a pre-teen Corey Feldman and then pay him off to keep schtum.
Favourite rap singles of the 80s:
Spoonie Gee - Love Rap (1980)
Treacherous Three - The Body Rock (1980)
Blondie - Rapture (1980)
Melle Mel & Duke Bootee - The Message (1982)
Trouble Funk - Pump Me Up (1982)
The Fearless Four - Rockin' It (1982)
Jimmy Spicer - Money (Dollar Bill Y'all) (1983)
Davy DMX - One For The Treble (1983)
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde - Gettin' Money (1983)
Jonzun Crew - Space Is The Place (1983)
Rammellzee vs. K-Rob - Beat Bop (1983)
Newcleus - Jam On It (1984)
Herbie Hancock ft. Grand Mixer D.ST - Rockit (1984)
World's Famous Supreme Team - Hey D.J (1984)
Cold Crush Brothers - Fresh, Fly, Wild, And Bold (1984)
Schoolly D - Saturday Night (1986)
Egyptian Lover - Freak-A-Holic (1986)
Roxanne Shanté ft. Biz Markie - The Def Fresh Crew (1986)
2 Live Crew - We Want Some Pussy (1986)
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (1986)
Just Ice - Cold Gettin' Dumb (1987)
Eazy-E - The Boyz-N-The Hood (1987)
Cool C - Juice Crew Dis (1987)
LL Cool J - Go Cut Creator Go (1987)
Slick Rick - Children's Story (1988)
Too $hort - City Of Dope (1988)
Eric B. & Rakim - Follow The Leader (1988)
Ice-T - High Rollers (1988)
M.C La Kim aka Lakim Shabazz - We Got The Funk (1988)
EPMD - You Gots To Chill (1988)
N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton (1988)
Public Enemy - Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos (1988)
MC Lyte - Paper Thin (1988)
The 45 King - The 900 Number (1989)
Tone Loc - Wild Thing (1989)
Nice & Smooth - Early To Rise (1989)
Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Road To The Riches (1989)
Mac Dre - Young Black Brotha (1989)
De La Soul ft. Native Tongues - Buddy (1989)
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies (1989)
Motorhead - Ace Of Spades (1980)
Mavis John - Use My Body (1980)
Roger Troutman - So Ruff So Tuff (1980)
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Happy House (1980)
Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl (1982)
Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie (1982)
ABC - Poison Arrow (1982)
Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots (1982)
Bananarama & Fun Boy Three - Really Sayin' Somethin' (1982)
ESG - Dance (1982)
Blancmange - Living On The Ceiling (1982)
Cybotron - Clear (1983)
The RAH Band - Messages From The Stars (1983)
Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart (1983)
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized (1983)
Prince & The Revolution - When Doves Cry (1984)
Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F (1984)
Black Flag - Slip It In (1984)
Philip Bailey & Phil Collins - Easy Lover (1984)
Nu Shooz - I Can't Wait (1984)
Dennis Edwards ft. Siedah Garrett - Don't Look Any Further (1984)
Madonna - Into The Groove (1985)
Robert Tepper - No Easy Way Out (1985)
Cherelle ft. Alexander O'Neal - Saturday Love (1985)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (1985)
Virgo - Free Yourself (1986)
Peter Gabriel - Big Time (1986)
Janet Jackson - What Have You Done For Me Lately (1986)
Cameo - Candy (1986)
Tim Capello - I Still Believe (1987)
Frankie Knuckles ft. Jamie Principle - Baby Wants To Ride (1987)
Bomb Da Bass - Beat Dis (1987)
Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name (1987)
Guns N' Roses - It's So Easy (1987)
Bobby Brown - My Perogative (1988)
Danzig - Twist Of Cain (1988)
The Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack (1989)
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (1989)
Soul II Soul - Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) (1989)
808 State - Pacific (1989)
Billy Joel - Careless Talk (1983)
Run D.M.C - Sucker MC's (1983)
Whodini - Five Minutes Of Funk (1984)
Doug E. Fresh & MC Ricky D - La Di Da Di (1985)
Mr. Fingers - Can You Feel It? (1986)
Phuture - Your Only Friend (1987)
Audio Two - Top Billin' (1987)
Ultramagnetic MC's - Kool Keith Housing Things (1988)
Positive K ft. King Of Chill - Step Up Front (3 Heineken Technique) (1988)
Jungle Brothers - J. Beez Comin' Through (Bonus Beats) (1989)
Kraftwerk - It's More Fun To Compute (1981)
Bad Brains - I (1982)
Sade - Cherry Pie (1984)
Boogie Down Productions - Remix For P Is Free (1987)
Big Daddy Kane ft. Biz Markie - Just Rhymin' With Biz (1988)
Stezo - Girl Trouble (1989)
3rd Bass - Monte Hall (1989)
Ghetto Boys - Gangster Of Love (1989)
Tuff Crew - Behold The Detonator (1989)
Special Ed - Taxing (1989)
There's a ton of Smiths songs in the P4K list so you'll probably hate it.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Rapture being in the hip hop list.
ReplyDeleteActual facts: Rammellzee bit his whole rap style from Debbie Harry's verse on Rapture.
ReplyDeleteBold claim from the "Damaged" entry: "Whether or not you preferred Rollins among the band’s multitude of vocalists, you have to admit he was intense"
ReplyDeleteThe Pitchfork list is pretty good overall, if a little orthodox with the rap picks. I gotta give em credit for remedying their past as a ghetto of corny indie fucks.
I only looked at the first page of the P4K thing and, tbf, they had I Cry (Night After Night) by Egyptian Lover on there.
ReplyDeleteNO PLANET ROCK!?
ReplyDeleteNO SEXUAL HEALING!?
NOTHING BY TEARS FOR FEARS!?! Mothers Talk being my personnal favourite.
"You Dropped A Bomb On Me" - The Gap Band
ReplyDelete"Cutie Pie" - One Way
"I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" - Cherelle
I haven't finished going through the p4k list yet but my mom just called and said if there's no reo speedwagon or richard marx she's cancelling her subscription
Planet Rock is barely a top 5 electro Jam, imho.
ReplyDeleteSolid list. Even the AOR selections aren't the sort that'd make me ram kebab skewers through my eardrums.
ReplyDeleteOne question, though; why take a moral position on the inclusion of (alleged) nonces, but not (alleged and/or convicted) killers? Asking mainly out of curiosity.
Is there a hero out there who will zip the rap list?
ReplyDeleteAnon - because it allows me to make do a Corey Feldman joke.
ReplyDeleteNo Renee and Renato?
ReplyDeleteThe great glaring omission on the romantic tip is Suddenly by Angry Anderson (aka the song Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan got married to on Neighbours.)
ReplyDeleteGood call on It's So Easy. The only GnR song I like but I do really like it. Chose some good house records too. Din Daa Da should be on there and Say I'm Your Number One by Princess. No Mantronix?
ReplyDeleteIt was a toss up between Hardcore Hip Hop and Cold Gettin' Dumb - I went for the latter.
ReplyDeleteWas considering King Of The Beats as the token instrumental banger in the B-sides list but J Beez Comin Through (Bonus Beats) is the better song, imo.
Bassline>>> Hardcore Hip Hop. this could be down to rolling through Vice City on my Faggio listening to Mr Magic though
ReplyDeleteMC Tees an underrated rapper imo, moreso on the first two albums, "make sweet love and bite off your titty" is a legacy making bar imo
And Cold Gettin Dumbs the right choice, Mantronix best work imo. Just Ice is even more undeservedly underrated too. like he was a monster
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