Saturday, 13 June 2015

Martorialist elegance # 79

You can take the man outta Baduizm, but you can never take the Baduizm outta the man:


Septum-piercings may have set black people back a couple of decades. Swag levels set to ‘gap year in Goa’?

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  1. Is that for a movie or some shit? lol

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  2. It's for that upcoming Batman movie where Jared Leto has all the lol sub-Yelawolf/Martin Skrtel tattoos.

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  3. I'm surprised you haven't already added your two pence to the Rachel Dolezal debate.

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  4. She's just the poor man's A-Wax; barely worth half a bar.

    Although if I was a Yank the story would probably be akin to the time I found out Chantelle Fiddy was an Anglo-Saxon.

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  5. I have to go see this movie now just to laugh at Common

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  6. In defense of septum piercings, Lord Infamous's toothpick thing bugged me out when I saw it in the "Playa Why You Hatin" video. Very National Geographic.

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  7. The o.g. septum piercer was professor x from the x-clan (r.i.p.)

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  8. Maybe God took Professor X back to the essence as punishment for looking like a member of some '80s British anarcho punk band?

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