Saturday, 16 August 2014

It's a ménage à trois, you can meet us at the bar

It's taken a week, but Jackie Chain's elusive, possibly unofficial new EP has now made its way to Spotify and Amazon. Favourite cut on this thing has gotta be Party Girls which doubles as a sequel to Molly and Jackie's 8th potential-hit single that will never blow up because AmeriKKKa still views all AZN males through the prism of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast At Tiffany's.

"Mary Jane, that's my boo
So is Keyshia, Molly too"


Jackie Chain - Party Girls
(From I Love Lean EP; 2014)



Was gonna describe Party Girls as what RiFF RaFF probably thinks Neon Icon sounds like in his most coke-addled of wet dreams, but does that really do the song justice? When in doubt, feed that shit into the trusty sound-to-image converter and see what it spits out. This is Party Girls:

10 comments:

  1. The Quietus comments Snitch17 August 2014 at 10:18

    2shin is hench?

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  2. 2$hin to be presentin' Countryfile with Helen Skelton by 2015.

    Plenty Cake off this EP has an uncredited Rich Boy verse.

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  3. Is this the guy who played Action Bronson in DJ Yoda's video?

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  4. Song and picture are both amazing

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  5. So I found out that this was supposed to be Jackie's major label debut single before his deal went tits up.

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  6. This is putting a lot of pressure on my future alphets but it's made me step my game up so shout outs.

    yh im hench btw

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  7. The 2$hin brand is very much built on the premise of what would happen if Mongolia's answer to Scott Storch found himself in modern LDN.

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