It's that moment every TRU No Limit Soldier has been waitin' for since the Grand Imperial Percy Miller returned to the rap game a couple of years back: P & his newly-hired goon squad going Ratchet over Poundland DJ Mustard beats for -- how perfect an historical parallel is this? -- the upcoming sequel to
Ice Cream Man:
"Throwing money like it's pizza
N*gga runnin' round, hoes say they wanna meetcha
Bad bitches on a n*gga like Keyshia
N*gga might ghostride to the preacher"
Master P ft. Eastwood & Travis Kr8ts - Too Real
(From Ice Cream Man 2 album; 2014)
Invasion of the
Paranoid snatchers! The only difference is this is at least a gazillion times better than the B.o.B version.
"like Keyshia"
ReplyDeletehows Master P not a verb
That line makes more sense now I've realised he meant Keyshia and not Ke$ha.
ReplyDeleteLove the mental image of P ghostriding his way to church. No Limit going hyphy would have been P's number 1 dream trend-hop of all time for me.
Wouldn't be mad at a ratchet Master P album at all.
ReplyDeleteActually if it coincided with his attempted pg rap makeover you might be onto something there, cos if theres ever a subgenre that lended itself to good clean fun its hyphy.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to his alliance with Alley Boy and Fat Trel?
ReplyDeleteTryna figure shit out, I guess this is Ice Cream Man 2's equivalent of Playa From Around The Way?
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ReplyDeleteBoring. "Leave it to the professionals" indeed.
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