Saturday, 26 July 2014

Just sayin: "Aaliyah made it a hot line, Lil' Debbie made it a hot song" edition

In just shy of 3 minutes, Lil' Debbie's latest single Work The Middle has single-handedly atoned for Ryan Hemsworth's remix of One In A Million and a thousand boring SoundCloud&B songs with Aaliyah interpolations. In fact, it's almost like Aaliyah's Rock The Boat's sole purpose in life was to inspire the hook on Debbie's 2nd hot single of 2014, huh? As with $lot Machine, Ratchet production maketh the slap but Debbie now bringeth the Gas (no Anna Faris):

"Don't throw me a sub, mention me in a Tweet
I might throw you a slug and it'll hit like the beat"


Lil' Debbie - Work The Middle
(From California Sweetheart 2 EP; 2014)


New rule: henceforward the only non-blk ppl who are allowed to make rap music are Italian-American girls from California who grew up on Husalah, DB Tha General, Pink Dollaz, and New Era.

11 comments:

  1. First the Fat Boys break up, then Kreayshawn got babbied up, now everybody got a problem with Lil' Debbie?

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  2. Philaflava Snitch26 July 2014 at 22:25

    Is that Chippy Nonstop in the video?

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  3. Swear Deborah's actually from Europe.

    When is Vanessa going to stop taking bad Zaytoven leftovers and join her kinfolk? A joint V-Nasty/Lil' 4-Tay Ratchet record could solve world hunger.

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  4. Dual American and Italian citizenship, apparently.

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  5. A load of the bests on the zaytoven album were class, her getting far outclassed by Gucci running on empty kinda brought me crashing back to reality. I wanna enjoy this but Debs voice is worse than Iggys and seeing her skeleton poking out the frame theres the ladies version of Wayne insisting on being topless back in the day despite looking like hed be too shook for the communal shower w teh lads in PE. Keep it light, luv.

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  6. Donal officially banned for his anti-Fancy and 2014 Lil' Debbie singles stance.



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  7. Its all about the hook with Fancy.

    brb, stalling til Gucci Gucci & Summertime are throwback at noon staples.

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  8. Summertime is crap, the greatest Kreayshawn record is "I Jus Wanna B UR Friend".

    I still believe in Vanessa strictly for her ability to duplicate the Juvenile "Farmer Style" on "Psycho Bitch", a technique only executed by Pharrell with tenacity usually.

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