Thursday, 24 July 2014

But ya mom was in the Cocktails video

"When TMZ had me runnin' from the cop car
I had 4 naked bitches at the spot, boi"

Too $hort - 19,999
(From t'internet; 2014)



19,999 isn't Mumm-Rap The Ever Living Too $hort's age, but the amount of bitties he's claiming to have rogered. This song feels inevitable after this, this, this and, indeed, this. It's not quite the Function-ready Blow The Whistle some of us have been hoping for, nevertheless it's a much better modern $hort single than this and probably his best solo song since this.
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4 comments:

  1. Helen Chamberlain, hoe24 July 2014 at 19:30

    This is exactly what i want from a Too Short ratchet song

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  2. James25 July 2014 at 11:40

    Fuck yes.

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  3. Lucien25 July 2014 at 20:58

    "19,999 isn't Mumm-Rap The Ever Living Too $hort's age"

    （＾ｖ＾）

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  4. ackbar26 July 2014 at 02:51

    this deserves a mention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_BSEgtf8UM

    that new kool john album slapping. good mix of ratchet function music & cash money influence

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