Friday, 23 May 2014

Watch my skeet

Watch My Feet is a classic like Right Thurr by Chingy, ya girl didn't like anything else from Dude N Nem's CD, how long has she been gay? As treatises on romantic dining go, McDonalds isn't exactly "up in China eatin' egg-a-rolls" with your boo, but it's the thought wot counts in affairs of the heart and matters of the stomach, innit?

"Girl, you deserve the best in life
So tonight I'm gonna treat you right
Girl, I hope you have an appetite
'Cause we're goin' to McDonalds"

Dude 'n Nem - McDonalds
(From Tinted Incubators album; 2009)


As someone who hasn't eaten at J.D's spot since last century, ya boy Nae-Naeomi Zeichner right chea would still gladly take a happy meal in a quiet corner over a trip to some mid-tier retail park shithole like Frankie & Benny's or Hungry Horse where you'll wait over 40 minutes for your food and then get served with piece of Werner Herzog's boiled shoe masquerading as a 12oz rump steak.

U.K headz - what's the worst franchise eatery in this country?
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13 comments:

  1. ILX Snitch23 May 2014 at 18:04

    Wagamania = best

    Frankie & Bennys or TGI Fridays = worst

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  2. Zara23 May 2014 at 19:14

    Pizza Express fucking sucks.

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  3. James23 May 2014 at 19:52

    Harvester.

    Cardboard food, half arsed service, always full of screaming kids.

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  4. Fulci23 May 2014 at 20:06

    Harvester is the ninth circle of chav Hell.

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  5. THE GUY23 May 2014 at 20:40

    VIRGIL

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  6. Dilla Smith23 May 2014 at 22:29

    Hate yourself and your digestive system? Want to eat at a place with "grill" in the name even though everything is fried and microwaved? Do you believe salt is a vegetable? Get yourself over to Jimmy's World Grill. If they're shut, try Pizza Hut.

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  7. Lost Art24 May 2014 at 14:32

    Definitely Harvester.

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  8. yeldarb24 May 2014 at 18:59

    Do you believe salt is a vegetable?

    LMAO

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  9. Anonymous24 May 2014 at 23:09

    burger king

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  10. Kelvin Mack10zie25 May 2014 at 11:54

    Underrated UK chain restaurants then?

    Kinda partial to eating Lunch in Revolution once a week.

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  11. Gary pon Road.25 May 2014 at 23:14

    Underrated UK chain restaurants? Yo Sushi, Kho Thai Tapas, Wagamama but most of all, Nandos. Nandos rules.

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  12. Habibi27 May 2014 at 19:54

    Yo this song was the jam in the Chi in 2009-10. This shit was the soundtrack to my late night cruises down Lake Shore Drive to go meet up with my pretty lady in her downtown condo. Memories!!!!

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  13. Kelvin Mack10zie27 May 2014 at 20:09

    Excellent.

    The Dude N Nem album had joints.

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