Monday, 20 January 2014

Y'all bloggers is more crooked than Mr Tumnus' legs

Did Drake (David not Aubrey) have a point when he suggested that JNeal was the one who made the magic happen between ZMoney & Bandman Kevo on Rich B4 Rap? JNeal's presence is all over that 'tape on the low since he produced some of its best songs and popped up with the third verse on Makin' Magic rhyming about ki's that smell like pickle juice & yellow diamonds that look like Pikachu, and Drake's theory seems even more plausible on the strength of this new JNeal cut which transforms the most boring trope in the history of Rap (smoking weed) into a digi-Bolero to ice-skate through the roughest parts of Narnia to:

"You ain't gettin' money, that's a damn shame
You ain't countin' hundreds, that's a damn shame
Hundreds on the plate plus Champagne
I done went and bought another damn chain"


JNeal - Can't Breathe
(From YouTube; 2014)


Somebody remind me of what song Lil B was talking about when he came up with the infamous ice-skating quote 'cause I can't find any trace of it now.

10 comments:

  1. This song is aight but it's also 2014's first OG Bobby Johnson soundalike.

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  2. Ya reckon?

    OG Bobby Johnson is a song to throw elbows to, this makes me want to vogue.

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  3. iirc lil b was talking about nikki minaj's "your love"

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  4. you wouldn't even notice or care if bandman kevo wasn't on zmoney's songs. he is completely irrelevant. i know u can't but it would be nice if u stopped trying so hard marty

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  5. https://twitter.com/ZmoneyWorld/status/425428787803602944

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  7. awwwwwww shit haha

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  8. NODJ RICH B4 RAP

    http://www.audiomack.com/album/zmoney-2/rich-b4-rap

    ZMoney(& Katie probably) reads your blog but no one from BR has acknowledged it? I dunno how the internet works

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  9. **Chicago rap personality whom I'm not allowed to mention by name** agrees with me about the ZMoney & Bandman Kevo situation, guys.

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  10. i think that ice skating quote was about a nick minaj song

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