Because I now find it impossible to listen Drag'em 'N' Tha River without getting crazy visions of Mystikal sitting in traffic pulling vinegar-stroke faces and bellowing "YOU'Z A HOE, MYSTIKAL! YOU'Z A HOE, MYSTIKAL!" to himself after reading his breakdown of Beware in that 25 most essential Mystikal songs countdown Noz did :
U.N.L.V. - Drag'em 'N' Tha River
(From Uptown 4 Life album; 1996)
Still waitin' on that call from Complex to commission me to put together a countdown of the 25 greatest Hip Hop message boarders of all time, btw. Chances are you're familiar with Will High, Dozer and Jason Seagraves by this point, but whatch'all know 'bout Skatewitch?
im up on skatewitch dont know who them other fools are...
one favorite is the bay area real hiphop head from undergroundhiphop.com, who also started to bless the unkut comment section with his sweet presence, who always go in with almost identical, long ass paragraphs about his 30,000 vinyls of REAL HIPHOP and how Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, etc are FAGGOTS!
Dozer is the guy who beat up Immortal Technique, Will High is the guy who beat up Vordul, and Jason Seagraves is the former owner of HHI.com whose beat up hand forced him to retire from hip hop moguldom.
what was that "rap humor" site? not hip hop hunks or whatever. another one. i wish i could pull some examples but just thinking about hhi triggered some thoughts loose. so, same timeframe. had a really silly, absurd url.
Skool these bitch ass white bois on Port Jeff, son
ReplyDeleteI'd read that before most of the stupid Complex lists from the past few months.
ReplyDeleteim up on skatewitch dont know who them other fools are...
ReplyDeleteone favorite is the bay area real hiphop head from undergroundhiphop.com, who also started to bless the unkut comment section with his sweet presence, who always go in with almost identical, long ass paragraphs about his 30,000 vinyls of REAL HIPHOP and how Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, etc are FAGGOTS!
never fails to put a smile to my face
That would be Wicked22.
ReplyDeleteDozer is the guy who beat up Immortal Technique, Will High is the guy who beat up Vordul, and Jason Seagraves is the former owner of HHI.com whose beat up hand forced him to retire from hip hop moguldom.
Gyeah, I'll dare man talk greasy about Complex again if that happens.
ReplyDeleteThat Mystikal one is probably only second to David Shrimp's Quik one. Theres been so many I lose track though.
"retire from hip hop moguldom" :)
ReplyDeleteWicked22 very inintentionally funny...
Dozer very classy and classic...
STILL THE TRIFEST HOE ON THE INTERNET
ReplyDeletewhat was that "rap humor" site? not hip hop hunks or whatever. another one. i wish i could pull some examples but just thinking about hhi triggered some thoughts loose. so, same timeframe. had a really silly, absurd url.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. Not sure.
ReplyDeletei was thinking of gossiping bitches. archived here. http://www.stateofyo.com/category/columns/backroom-whispers/
ReplyDeleteand on the wayback machine, which i read through.