Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Jumpin' out a caravan, eyes like a Chinaman # 2

I've run out of theories about how Jackie Chain is America's first non-martial arts performing AZN role model and the new Spoonie Gee in terms of delivering a classic single on the dot every year, and at this point I've also pretty much exhausted all of my AZN jokes and stash of pictures of 2$hin posing with 'alf naked white women, so let's just face one glaringly obvious fact now that The Bruce Lean Chronicles is out and it contains Jackie's hardest joint ever in So Throwed : Jackie Chain has made more dope songs than Eric B. & Rakim, N.W.A or Biggie.

Jackie Chain - So Throwed
(From The Bruce Lean Chronicles mixtape; 2012)


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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous1 August 2012 at 14:00

    The Lim Family.

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  2. 2SHIN3 August 2012 at 16:04

    I got you baby, imma lace you up with a zip folder of my facebook profile photos of all my whacky azn antix.

    If you ever run out, let's face it, with JC that's a real possibility, I'll organise a photoshop especially for you bbz.

    Me and white womyn, white leather shoes and white wine.

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  3. Kelvin Mack10zie3 August 2012 at 16:09

    d00d, I'm still totally jealous you got to hang out with a Dobby-looking hipster with questionable vaginal hygeine like Milly McMahon.

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  4. 2SHIN5 August 2012 at 19:04

    DAMN SON, WHERE'D YOU HEAR THIS?

    I'd hit still it tbh

    (corporate 2shin does not endorse any of the statements made in this comments section)

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  5. Boothe8 January 2014 at 21:10

    Good chance I'll be meeting Mr. Chain in the coming weeks.

    I'll be staying with a Producer he's working with, during my Cali vacation.

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