Thursday, 26 January 2012

The 2012 Kreayshawn, V-Nasty and A$AP Rocky all rolled into one

Ladeez, gentlemenz, dread-head drillaz, cashed-out azns and lady hittaz - meet Katie Got Bandz :


Katie Got Bandz - I Need A Hitta
(From teh internet; 2011)


Katie's the 2012 Kreayshawn because she happens to be a visually interesting chick Rapper on the cusp of viral success, making I Need A Hitta her very own Bumpin' Bumpin'.

Katie's the 2012 V-Nasty because she's a hoodrat Rapper of some kind of AZN descent who drops N-bombs like she's auditioning for a cameo on Efil4zaggin.

Katie's the 2012 A$AP Rocky because her Rap career is being carefully cultivated by a power-blogger since she's currently dating David from So Many Shrimp/The Fader, although you didn't hear that gossip from me, aiight?

Hop onboard now before she becomes the talk of Tumblr and you can even get to comment on her resemblance to the Eskimo girlfriend of Kiwi backpack-blogger/hip hop message board firecracker Jaz for the ultimate in 'net Rap-nerd in-joke kudos:


Trying to work out whether this is a beatjack of some song by the likes of Tyga or Ace Hood, or whether Chi-Town's Katie really has somehow managed to secure herself a Luger beat?
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13 comments:

  1. sisilafami26 January 2012 at 18:30

    ahah

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  2. done26 January 2012 at 19:08

    Jesus yes, all of this. The youtube comments are my shit too.

    You waiting til Lil Phat's UK tour before you fess up?

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  3. Kelvin Mack10zie26 January 2012 at 19:10

    I done tagged the MP3 I ripped of I Need A Hitta as the top Youtube comment on the genre box.

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  4. done26 January 2012 at 19:14

    That shit needs to be a daily word.

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  5. Boothe26 January 2012 at 19:24

    She phat...in the face.

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  6. 2SHIN26 January 2012 at 19:34

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  7. Kelvin Mack10zie26 January 2012 at 19:41

    Don't talk about Dave's bird like that!

    Apparently she's def' one of yours, bruv.

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  8. Fosterakahunter28 January 2012 at 22:38

    I can't even believe this garbage.Is this supposed to be a serious effort? And, she's from Chicago? (Only bamma's say "Chi-Town") lol at homie with the Down's comment; might be on to the truth, there.

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  9. Billy Patrick29 January 2012 at 18:28

    "WE'RE JUST ORDINAAAAAAAARY PEOPLE" - Carl Sagan

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  10. David29 January 2012 at 20:52

    would never expect to hear that kind of unsupportive negativity from a writer whose blog has 'mass appeal' on autoplay. very disappointed in you.

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  11. Thomas30 January 2012 at 08:23

    Pretty impressed that all of you guys watched this video in its entirety, I could not make it past 50 seconds...

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  12. Matthew6 February 2012 at 20:53

    Ouch. That was mean.

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  13. The Eaze Up Show18 August 2012 at 10:01

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