Sunday, 9 October 2011

Martorialist exclusive : Z-Ro's new CD cover

Z-Ro - Barre Kelly freestyle edit (2010)



Here at The Martorialist our asses might be lily white, but we wear a red bandana, our cups overfloweth with purple, we've been known to throw on Johnny Cash outfits to Big L & Plies and we've got Maynholup turning green with envy right now because we can exclusively reveal that after pseudonyms like 'Rother Vandross & 'Ro Hammad Ali and albums such as Crack, Cocaine, Heroin, Meth & the upcoming Angel Dust, Z-Ro will be dipping his toe into the ocean of classic literature for his first release of 2012 :


The rapper who'll surely adopt the moniker of Henny 'Rollins for a Blue Flag mixtape at some point in his career informs us that he has a further 3 CD narcotic-themed trilogy called Nurofen, Lemsip and St. John's Wort planned for 2012, but once he's exhausted the whole name-an-album-after-a-drug gimmick then he plans on mining literary history for aliases and album titles, with 'Roahl Dahl AKA The Big Friendly Gangsta and Ha 'Ro And The Stories At S.U.C both on deck, done and shrink-wrapped already for 2013. That's Buck Rogers years away in Rap terms so let's come around the corner so slow in a Lincoln fou' doo' with tonz 'o' rap/literature punz in the meantime :
The Diary Of Anne Frank N Dank
B.G. Wells
JimBukowski
DostoevSki-Beatz
Crime And Big Punishment
Jay Dee Salinger
Kashmir In The Rye
Herman Melle Melville
Easy Moe Bee Dick
Volume 3... Life And Times Of S. Sartre
Pillgrim's Progress
The Brothers MF Grimm
Creepin' On Ah Camus
Capote-N-Noreaga
Agallah Christie
Straight Outta I. Burnett Compton
The Dayz Of Hemmingwayback
Memphis Bleek House
The Life And Adventures Of Nicholas Nickatina
The Mystery Of Edwin Dru-Down
Huckleberry Finesse & Synquis
Superlover Cee & Casanova Rudyard Kipling
Girls I Got 'Em Sherlocked

13 comments:

  1. post makes me wish Fat Lace was still in print. Any chance of you scanning some more old issues ?

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  2. Already got more Fat Lace scans planned, man.

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  3. Wonderful World of Ulysses-a-lio
    Life Of Py Nitti
    The Mixtape of Dro-N LA
    Beats By The Ezra Pound
    W.C. Yeats
    Kurious Jorg Orwell

    rly rly rly looking forward to those Fat lace scans bruh.

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  4. The Chronicles Of Naaah, Dis Kid Can't Be from Canada?!!

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  5. Joyce Da 5'9
    Dead Souls Of Mischief
    Freddie Fantastic Mr Foxxx
    DostoevJamalSki
    Uly-Lil-Cease
    Will I Self Devine
    Anna KarenIllNaNa

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  6. This post makes it clear to me how much more well read you and your readers are than me.

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  7. Killer Camus
    Ernest HemingSway
    Haruki Muracam'ron
    Joseph Hell Reller

    ..........I'll get me coat.

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  8. Teflon Don Quixote
    To Kill A Mockingbirdman
    Old Man and the Sigel
    Straight Out Upton Sinclair's The Jungle
    Charlotte's Webbie
    Juicy James Joyce
    Emma-nem
    Dume
    Machiavelli's The Prince Paul

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  9. The Brothers Karamazov Gonna Work It Out
    The Fifth Woman: An Inspector Wallychamp Novel
    The Sound of the Third Policeman
    Bloods Versus Cryptonomicon
    The Siege of Krishnapur Righteous Teachers
    No Country for Old Menelik
    All the Pretty Toney Horses
    The Girl with the Drag-On Tattoo
    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering GZA
    The G.O.D. Pt. 3 Delusion
    Life and Fatal Hussein
    The Sound and the Furious Five
    And Quiet Flows the Don Diezzel and the Governor

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  10. Brought the topic up with some friends and came up with more:
    Swisha Family Robinson
    Gone with the RZA
    Oliver Twista
    G-Side and Prejudice
    Slaughterhouse 5th Ward Boys
    As I Lay Do or Dying
    The Ice Cube Cometh
    Death of a Gucci Mane
    The Importance of Being Eazy E
    Mutiny on the Bun B

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  11. The Incredible Lyteness of MCing
    Scarlett and Black Thought
    The Lovely Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
    Premier Levi
    The Master of BallanTrae the Truth
    Black Moon Palace
    The Book Thief's Theme
    The Metamorphonte
    Zorba the Sheek Louch
    This way for the gas-face, ladies and gentleman,
    ugh.

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