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This fool used to be the rawest in the pack but now i heard he hella does heroin? and meth, his new shits different...
I know I'm not the only one ecstatic with the news that Lil B is going to be using the CocaineBlunts comment section as a "secrete portal" to communicate with us mortals from now on, but I'm feeling particularly jubilant right now as this is my oppurtnity to introduce the Based God to the charms of Aguirre, The Wrath Of God and possibly get him to indulge in my Aguirre-inspired A&R fantasies. I mean, shit, it only seems right since both Klaus Kinski and Lil B are both fond of comparing themselves to that Jesus fella. Originally I just wanted Lil B to rhyme over the soundtrack and bespeckle Kinski's most famous quotables from the movie with his own adlibs ("I am the wrath of God...BASED GOD, BITCH, SUCK MY DICK!"), but now I'm thinking we may as well not half step with this one, which means kitting B out in the full Don Lope de Aguirre outfit, videos of him on rafts talking to toy monkeys or riding horses which are clad in Rey Mysterio Jr masks, and a conceptual opera to explore his Princess persona where he dresses up in drag to play Don Lope's daughter Florés.
I don't have the patience for rappers with the flooding ethos of dropping 3 mixtapes in a single day or a mixtape every week, but Lil B's spurt-and-squirt approach of releasing a few viral video-singles a week and an official mixtape album every few months is a technique which I can ride shotgun with since the video-single is pretty much the perfect format for rap in 2010 and because it satiates my need for new music without overwhelming me with constant 22 track mixtapes I have to slog my way through to pinpoint the 6 good songs and the 1 truly amazing song which always seems to be the worst quality mp3 on the whole tape. Of course, a tireless modus-operandi to releasing music like Lil B's yields a fair amount of crap, but at least it's entertaining crap where you can go "LOLwhut - Lil B's wearing a Dappy hat, rhyming about looking like Queen Elizabeth and doing that funny jiggle with his arms pushed out in front of his chest which he does whenever he's indicating that he's rhyming about sex" (*bear in mind this post was written pre-cooking dance*) in a video for a song which is otherwise fairly unlistenable.
Because it's hilarious that Lil B has released more videos in around 9 months than every other rapper from the Bay combined have amassed in over 2 decades, because my mild-OCD often manifests itself in the form of list-making, and because this shit is bound to get me a few extra hits here's every video single that Lil B has made to date. This post will be an easily referenced, constantly updated compendium because by the time I finish typing this sentence Lil B is bound to have at least 2 new videos on WSHH.com. I originally tried to get this as chronologically correct as possible, but there are so many I doubt even Lil B himself can remember the exact order in which they dropped at this point.
If you're unfamiliar with the works of lilliputian Brandon then Good Morning, The Bible, Like A Martian, Myspace, Look Like Jesus, Real Shit From A Real N*gga, We Can Go Down, Respect My Mind, Aug 17th, Chasing The Rain, B.O.R, Secrets Part 1, Age Of Information, Cocaine, Situations, Wonton Soup, The Trap, Cold War and Violate That Bitch are the ones I'd check first. You ready?
Lil B - Crown Me King
Lil B - Am I Even A Rapper Anymore?
Lil B - Aug 17th
Lil B - Street Dreams
Lil B - I'm God
Lil B - Pullin' Allnighters
Lil B - Respect My Mind
Lil B - Rawest Rapper Alive
Lil B - Sleep Forever
Lil B - The Bible
Lil B - Working For The Light
Lil B - Myspace
Lil B - Dangerous Minds
Lil B - Good Morning
Lil B - Like A Martian
Lil B - Voices Carey
Lil B - Here We Are
Lil B - D.O.R (Death Of Rap)
Lil B - B.O.R (Birth Of Rap)
Lil B - Finna Hit A Lick
Lil B - Real Plexx
Lil B - I'm The Devil
Lil B - Hartbreak
Lil B - Insane
Lil B - Huned Million
Lil B - We Can Go Down
Lil B - Really Waterfront
Lil B - Pretty Boy
Lil B - The Movie
Lil B - XXL Freshman 2010
Lil B - Sending Shots
Lil B - The World's Ending
Lil B - Look Like Jesus
Lil B - Robbers Anthem
Lil B - Real Shit From A Real N*gga
Lil B - Die For Me
Lil B - Cocaine Blunts (The Dedication)
Lil B - Ima Faggot, Ima Lesbian
Lil B - Rich Bitch
Lil B - My Mom
Lil B - Realist Alive
Lil B - I Am Legend
Lil B - Todays Weather
Lil B - Suck My Dick, Ho
Lil B - I Am The Hood
Lil B - Up Next
Lil B - Can You Stand The Rain?
Lil B - I Don't Want Shit
Lil B - Pretty Bitch
Lil B - Remember The Name
Lil B - Age Of Information
Lil B - R.I.P Swag
Lil B - Swag On My Dick
Lil B - See Me In 3D
Lil B ft. Pimp C, C-Murder & B.G - Cocaine
Lil B - Free Lil B
Lil B - Like A Martian remix
Lil B - Violate That Bitch
Lil B - Thank You Based God
Lil B - Times Blue
Lil B - Situations
Lil B - Real Life
Lil B - Chasing The Rain
Lil B - Secrets Part 1
Lil B - It's Alright remix
Lil B - Shoot A Gun
Lil B - The Pretty Bitch Is Back
Lil B - That's Right
Lil B - We Are The World
Lil B - Walk The World
Lil B - Based Robot remix
Lil B - Pretty Boy remix
Lil B - Wonton Soup
Lil B - Free Lil' Wayne
Lil B - I'm Burning
Lil B - The Trap
Lil B - Cold War
Lil B - We From Da Bay
Lil B - I Am
Lil B - The Old Days
Lil B - See Me On 16
Lil B - BasedGod Part 1
Lil B - We From Da Bay
Lil B - Pull Ya Pants Up
Lil B - Bangkadang
Lil B - Smokin' Young Blunts
Lil B - Freedom
Lil B - Criminal Mind
Lil B - Ellen Degenerates
Lil B - Blue Flame
Lil B - I Win
Bonus related Youtube action :
Werner Herzog reads Where's Waldo?
this is Lil B
ReplyDeletethis is great
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love this, great read. Videos aren't in order but still I get the point LOL. I've been listening to lil b for a while now and I have to say it's only made me respect him as a artist with the crazy amount of videos and "based" freestyles he releases. Only thing is I don't think he does meth and heroin.... Or at least I hope he doesn't LOL.
ReplyDeleteZOMG, Lil B replied to my blog.
ReplyDeleteYo, B - let's make Aguirre, The Wrath Of Based God happen.
I want Lil' B's SEX 69 vest.
ReplyDelete"Aguirre, The Wrath Of Based God" this had me rolling for a good 5 mins. another great post on an underrated blog. please keep it up man. love this spot.
ReplyDelete^^ Swear down this wasn't me posting under an anonymous account to give props to myself.
ReplyDeleteepic post
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. I'm not gonna vote or go to uni tomorrow, I'll be spending my day going through this post and watching all these videos.
ReplyDeletethis is amazing. i found it via lil b's twitter, had never seen your blog before but im def gonna check it regularly now
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